(noun/verb) Mutual partners in an even and equal sexual exchange; the act of an even and equal sexual exchange, more often than not a reference to the sixty-nine position.
Old fashioned in his ways, Nikki insisted of paying for dinner as he felt any decent gentleman would. However when he and Shannon got to the bedroom he also adamantly insisted to go Even-steven, specifically Shannon riding his face and sucking his cock while he underneath her heavenly body with his tongue buried in her sweet pussy or up her snug, just-as-sweet asshole. With an unhidden smile Shannon thought this idea, which never seem to get old or boring, was a win for both of them. Moreover she remembered, 'I just washed those sheets earlier today......oh well' as she shifted slyly out of her sexy, tight jeans as they began to touch.....
by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2020
Get the Even-steven mug.(noun) Tried and true, faithful-to-the-end; unwaveringly loyal to the core; your #1 ally when the shit goes down and your cause may very well be a lost one.
I was worried about John going to that part of town, but then I learned Nikki was with him. Nikki considers John a friend and is the downedest mother fucker I know. By me learning that I brushed my worries to the side. Nikki would watch out for John and put John's well being above his own .
by Nikki Stixx December 29, 2019
Get the Downedest mother fucker mug."Shit", Nikki said, as he remembered his cigarettes. "I left my cigarettes up at T's, and I'm sure Jon has already gotten his peter-players all over them". Considering them gone Nikki put on his coat so that he could go and buy himself yet another pack.
by Nikki Stixx February 16, 2021
Get the peter-players mug.Phrase alluding to the fact that the speaker, or subject of the phrase is in either a desperate and/or unfortunate state of being or situation. It can either be leading up to or following a request for some form of assistance or help.
Steve asked Ray for a little credit by petitioning in his most sincere voice, ”Please, Ray, just gimme a $10 spot till tomorrow and I promise you I’ll have your money then. C’mon, I'm in a bad way. I ain't had shit today.”
by Nikki Stixx April 22, 2020
Get the In a bad way mug.Shannon came in the room and sat next to Nikki. For the first time this week she appeared happy. She whispered into Nikki's ear, "I got my period today ". Her smile was indeed infectious as it then spread across Nikki's face as he exclaimed "That's Tits! It really is, lover. But I still need church in my life and I need the type of religion that I can only find at the altar that is between your legs". Grinning in agreement, Shannon rousted Nikki from his chair so that he might get to "church" on time.
by Nikki Stixx June 16, 2020
Get the That's Tits! mug.The collective body of experience, information, knowledge and practice associated with and regarding intravenous drug injection.
After his 1,000th hit or successful needle stick of another Nikki had finally earned enough experience to graduate with a Masters degree in Needlework. I tell ya the guy's a deadeye.
by Nikki Stixx August 03, 2020
Get the Needlework mug.(noun) an acronym for Someone Who Ain’t You, when the speaker, You, and those in the know understand that the person to whom the speaker is referring to as SWAY is absolutely and totally YOU. But so fuckin’ what, you’re SWAY and they’re more than likely SWIM, are either of you ever gonna quit being such low-life’s????
Nikki’s attractive muse found Nikki by himself sitting under a bridge. She already knew the answer, she just wanted to let him know that she knew. He looked destitute and famished, but not from malnutrition. Nodding at the graffiti on the bridge, Shannon asked, “That’s quite a clever message, don’t you think? I was told that SWAY created that”. Nikki nodded in agreement, adding “And it’s such an understatement….” going on describing to her in explicit and intimate detail his own desires for her that provoked her interest. In short, those magic, heartfelt words got Nikki between Shannon’s legs for the weekend where they ended up coming bucketfuls from beginning to end and understood a new level of friendship between them.
by Nikki Stixx October 25, 2022
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