Niger Tits's definitions

urban dictionary

That thing that used to be funny and won't let you publish definitions EVER.

I miss when Urban Dictionary was actually funny.

by Niger Tits November 3, 2015

Air Lozenge

A pretending to use a pill rather than taking one's required medication. The actual pill may be hid in one's sleeve, anus/rectum, or nasal cavity until anyone forcing one to consume the pill is out of the room. The anus thing doesn't really work if it's a suppository.

Geez, grampa really doesn't want his medication. I saw he was taking an air lozenge while he shoved the pills up his bum until the nurse left.

by Niger Tits February 1, 2016

towel law

The unspoken rule that towels' rights are less than any other person's, excluding towels themselves. Towels are not allowed to:
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.

Thanks to Towel Law, the towel was punished sternly by the whip for attempting to write a book about how to drive, against Amy Schumer's vagina's wishes. It was quickly rolled into a makeshift dildo-tampon and shoved back in. Amy Schumer stopped menstruating a long time ago, so don't worry. It's just super sweaty and gross.

by Niger Tits October 9, 2017

gender conformist

When you god damn know that your gender is defined whether you got a dick and testes or you got a motherfucking set of ovaries and Fallopian tubes.

Them niggas be like "you're such a gender conformist". I mean, dayum right niggas. I got a dick, I'm a man, and it ain't 'cause of mother fucking society.

by Niger Tits November 3, 2015

Vesteimulus

Having a contradiction between properties and object; One who is employed in an occupation which is opposite of their values.

The whore of a lawyer was quite vesteimulus in nature; I do wish justice one day.
What kind of vesteimulus priest commits such raw and unforgiving sin?

by Niger Tits October 9, 2017

Swaddish Fish

When an individual uses one's own tears to fill up a cup of any given size, and places into said cup a Swedish Fish or two, then freezes it with a toothpick or other similar utensil in order to eat it later in the manner of a popsicle.

I felt sad so I made a Swaddish Fish in an attempt to cope with depression.

by Niger Tits October 9, 2017

political erectness

Political Erectness is defined as n. 1. The art or skill of using political correctness to seduce the other gender or sex,
2. The act of being aroused by politically correct behavior.

This word comes in other variants, such as politically erect.

Dude 1: Last night I acted politically erect and got some illegal immigrant puss.
Dude 2: Last night I beat up some white male cis scum and scored huge femipussy.
Dude 1: We're pretty good at political erectness! Let's go suck some sand nigger tiddies.

by Niger Tits May 24, 2017