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Definitions by NidgeDFX

Baby Dick Health 

When the enemy in any video game gets away with a pinch of health especially after you brought their health down to a sliver.
Fortnite:
OMG I shot him first several times and he did a 180 jumping pump shot and 1 shotted me! 3 health?!??! MAN FUCKIN BABY DICK HEALTH!

Any Moba Game ever:
Raging Gamer: GET HIM! GET HIM!

(Healer gets away with 20 health)
F*&#$*# YOU AND YOUR BABY DICK HEALTH!!!!!
Baby Dick Health by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018

Get cho feet wet! 

Get your feet wet is the accurate way but when said fast it sounds off...
Alternate saying to {get your hands dirty}
Can also be used as a silly universal slang to encourage (or persuade others) to do something they don't want/lack the courage to do. Or just talk trash to the enemy running away after an intense CQB
Drill Sgt.) Come on solider it's time to do some push ups
PVT) Yes Drill SGT!
Drill Sgt.) Come on Solider! Get your feet wet dammit!

A) I don't want to do the chores
B) Come on baby get cho feet wet!
A)I use my hands to wash the dishes...

Playing Overwatch:
Gamer talking Trash: Come on baby! Come on baby! Get cho feet wet! (kills the enemy) YEAAAAAAAH

Gamer talking to teamates: We need to get up in there...

(tank is camping like a {camper} )

Gamer talking to teamates: Come on baby get cho feet wet!!!!
Get cho feet wet! by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018

C.A.S. (Cute Animal Syndrome)

One that is biased in the love and caring for animals that are deemed "Cute" by the masses. Bunnies,squirrels, most rodents, baby ducks cats and especially small animals (like dog pugs).
I can't watch a snake eat a mouse because I suffer from C.A.S. (Cute Animal Syndrome).

He won't even shoot the rabbits eating the garden because he suffers from CAS!

I (the arthur) also suffer from CAS... Just saying LOL because I made it up and finally decided to upload it here.

Martha Stewart that shit 

When you try to stay in Jail in Monopoly to make money and win the game
I'm gonna Martha Stewart that shit!

Cancer Talking 

When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...
Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...
Cancer Talking by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015

Change your fucking tampon 

To call out a female for being a complete bitch to others...
Girl: OMG! OMG! Why did you buy a diet coke?!?! I want a diet Pepsi! (slaps drink out of boyfriends hand)
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!

(Silence with crickets chirping...)

Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...

Penis Pilates 

Exercises for your penis..

Mostly Penile Extension
If you will excuse me... I have to go and do my Penis Pilates...
Penis Pilates by NidgeDFX January 6, 2015