Nicola's definitions

Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

by nicola December 20, 2021

Jack Off Jill

Jessicka wanted to call the band Jack In Jill but after a drunken night out with Marilyn Manson, he persuaded her to call it Jack Off Jill... think i got that from jessicka.com great site loads of pictures. But yeah they are my favourite. Ive not really heard any of Scarlings stuff. JOJ broke up in 2002 after tensions between band members (apparently robin and jessicka). They never topped the charts or headlined anything (which is a good thing i guess) but they were amazing and jessicka has such a great voice.

'My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar, he can break my arm in seven places, he can eat a whole watermelon' Jack Off Jill- My Cat

by Nicola April 17, 2004

Cherry hound

A boy/man that likes to have sex with virgins.

"He doesn't like you he's a cherry hound!"

by Nicola January 16, 2004

Nymphomaniac

Someone that is obssessed by sex.

"I'm a nympho, let's do it now!"

by Nicola February 2, 2004

Amsterdam

A city where my boyfriend goes to for his holidays, the reason for his re occuring visits is because weed is legal there.

"Black crack alley mate, there's all prostitutes in the windows!"

by Nicola April 16, 2004

roleplay

When you act out one of your sexual fantasies using characters ie. Dentist, teacher etc

"Let's play doctors and nurses!"

by Nicola February 1, 2004

tinnie

Derogatory term for a native of Australia or New Zealand.

How is your tinnie friend doing?
Screw that place, it's packed with tinnies.
Get out fo my face, you tinnie.

by Nicola November 12, 2003