Nicola's definitions

Boyfriend

Something a girl wants to love her and only want her but they still want to have sex with alot of other women at the same time which means they are not in love they just want sex from her. Unfortunately for some girls their boyfriend also likes to watch clips of milfs and think about them when they jack off instead of their girlfriends.

Nicola: Why should I have sex with you?
Nicola's bf: Because I am your bf.

by Nicola July 3, 2004

Nymphomaniac

Someone that is obssessed by sex.

"I'm a nympho, let's do it now!"

by Nicola February 2, 2004

Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

by nicola December 20, 2021

Jack Off Jill

Jessicka wanted to call the band Jack In Jill but after a drunken night out with Marilyn Manson, he persuaded her to call it Jack Off Jill... think i got that from jessicka.com great site loads of pictures. But yeah they are my favourite. Ive not really heard any of Scarlings stuff. JOJ broke up in 2002 after tensions between band members (apparently robin and jessicka). They never topped the charts or headlined anything (which is a good thing i guess) but they were amazing and jessicka has such a great voice.

'My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar, he can break my arm in seven places, he can eat a whole watermelon' Jack Off Jill- My Cat

by Nicola April 17, 2004

Amsterdam

A city where my boyfriend goes to for his holidays, the reason for his re occuring visits is because weed is legal there.

"Black crack alley mate, there's all prostitutes in the windows!"

by Nicola April 16, 2004

roleplay

When you act out one of your sexual fantasies using characters ie. Dentist, teacher etc

"Let's play doctors and nurses!"

by Nicola February 1, 2004

porn

Videos, dvds, magazines and pictures of explicit sexual nature that my boyfriend watches when I'm not there.

Nicola: Why do you watch porn?
Nicola's bf: You're not always there.
Nicola: Yeah but arousal off other women that's really hurtful.
Nicola's bf: I can't do nothing can I?Can we change the subject please?
Nicola: You really upset me. I know you are not watching it so you can get ideas about us two. You watch it for the other women.

by Nicola April 25, 2004