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Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.
I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
by nicola December 20, 2021
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waist cincher

A garment originating from the Victorian era which tightly holds in the waist, defining a womans body. Now it is often worn as a fetish garment
i bought a really hot PVC waist cincher
by Nicola June 28, 2004
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pop

Used in substitution to almost every verb. Similar to "smurf" in the popular cartoon.
Did you pop the game yesterday?
I popped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started popping.
Pop this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of popping it, but it's quite pricey.
by Nicola June 25, 2003
mugGet the popmug.

porn

Videos, dvds, magazines and pictures of explicit sexual nature that my boyfriend watches when I'm not there.
Nicola: Why do you watch porn?
Nicola's bf: You're not always there.
Nicola: Yeah but arousal off other women that's really hurtful.
Nicola's bf: I can't do nothing can I?Can we change the subject please?
Nicola: You really upset me. I know you are not watching it so you can get ideas about us two. You watch it for the other women.
by Nicola April 25, 2004
mugGet the pornmug.

Virgin surgeon

A lad who has sex with a girl when he knows she's a virgin and then dumps her after and then goes and finds another virgin like in the movie "Kids".
"I love virgins they always smell like butterscotch." - quote from "Kids".
by Nicola July 4, 2004
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Cherry hound

A boy/man that likes to have sex with virgins.
by Nicola January 16, 2004
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charva

im not a hippie or goth or nethin, jus normal and i stil think that charvas r scuffs hu hang around outside tescos fleggin on tha floor in their trackies and shoutin "ear rite..." and "init". Hu eva sed dat they have expensive clothes needs shootin, no offence but wot planet r they from i mean since wen has adidas poppers and tape players with new monkeys blastin out of been good. What i acnt understand is how they get their hats to stay on their heads wen its windy as there balanced at a 90 degree angle on the backs of their head so you can see the huge lethal fringe sticking out. i suppose if they wana spend ther lives in council estastes or outside supermarkets stoned or pist then its up 2 them, better than havin no goals i suppose. half of them end up in prison for dealin pills at raves to 10 year olds. and hu tha hell serves the lil 10 year olf for fags coz they always seem to have one in their hand!!!i do have friends hu aer slightly on tha charva side so im not stereotyping all of u, but some things jus hav 2 b sed.
what du cal a townie in a cupboard?
init!
by nicola February 25, 2004
mugGet the charvamug.

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