Definitions by Nicola

Giraffe balloon 

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

Giraffe balloon by nicola December 20, 2021

brrrh

something one says when they are cold

brrrh im cold!/its cold!

brrrh by nicola April 27, 2006

quadocule 

A visually impaired individual who is reliant upon ocular devices to enhance their sight to a point as to allow said person to view the world with the clarity of a sober individual rather than what a drunken hobo would see.

A painting by an Impressionist.

quadocule by Nicola February 11, 2005

malfated 

'Malfated' was a word invented by Karl Steiger in 1998. The word (not in the dictionary) referred to being doomed, destined not to succeed, etc.In 2002, after someone stole his band's name, he named his band The Malfated. Their official website is www.malfated.com

"In the end, we are all The Malfated, because we're all fucked by our very nature" - Karl Steiger

malfated by Nicola July 7, 2004

Virgin surgeon 

A lad who has sex with a girl when he knows she's a virgin and then dumps her after and then goes and finds another virgin like in the movie "Kids".

"I love virgins they always smell like butterscotch." - quote from "Kids".

Virgin surgeon by Nicola July 4, 2004

Boyfriend 

Something a girl wants to love her and only want her but they still want to have sex with alot of other women at the same time which means they are not in love they just want sex from her. Unfortunately for some girls their boyfriend also likes to watch clips of milfs and think about them when they jack off instead of their girlfriends.

Nicola: Why should I have sex with you?
Nicola's bf: Because I am your bf.

Boyfriend by Nicola July 3, 2004

waist cincher 

A garment originating from the Victorian era which tightly holds in the waist, defining a womans body. Now it is often worn as a fetish garment

i bought a really hot PVC waist cincher

waist cincher by Nicola June 28, 2004