Nicola's definitions

Boyfriend

Something a girl wants to love her and only want her but they still want to have sex with alot of other women at the same time which means they are not in love they just want sex from her. Unfortunately for some girls their boyfriend also likes to watch clips of milfs and think about them when they jack off instead of their girlfriends.

Nicola: Why should I have sex with you?
Nicola's bf: Because I am your bf.

by Nicola July 3, 2004

Nymphomaniac

Someone that is obssessed by sex.

"I'm a nympho, let's do it now!"

by Nicola February 2, 2004

Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

by nicola December 20, 2021

malfated

'Malfated' was a word invented by Karl Steiger in 1998. The word (not in the dictionary) referred to being doomed, destined not to succeed, etc.In 2002, after someone stole his band's name, he named his band The Malfated. Their official website is www.malfated.com

"In the end, we are all The Malfated, because we're all fucked by our very nature" - Karl Steiger

by Nicola July 7, 2004

charva

im not a hippie or goth or nethin, jus normal and i stil think that charvas r scuffs hu hang around outside tescos fleggin on tha floor in their trackies and shoutin "ear rite..." and "init". Hu eva sed dat they have expensive clothes needs shootin, no offence but wot planet r they from i mean since wen has adidas poppers and tape players with new monkeys blastin out of been good. What i acnt understand is how they get their hats to stay on their heads wen its windy as there balanced at a 90 degree angle on the backs of their head so you can see the huge lethal fringe sticking out. i suppose if they wana spend ther lives in council estastes or outside supermarkets stoned or pist then its up 2 them, better than havin no goals i suppose. half of them end up in prison for dealin pills at raves to 10 year olds. and hu tha hell serves the lil 10 year olf for fags coz they always seem to have one in their hand!!!i do have friends hu aer slightly on tha charva side so im not stereotyping all of u, but some things jus hav 2 b sed.

what du cal a townie in a cupboard?
init!

by nicola February 25, 2004

quadocule

A visually impaired individual who is reliant upon ocular devices to enhance their sight to a point as to allow said person to view the world with the clarity of a sober individual rather than what a drunken hobo would see.

A painting by an Impressionist.

by Nicola February 11, 2005

slap

Used in substitution to almost every verb. Similar to "smurf" in the popular cartoon. See also: "pop"

Did you slap the game yesterday?
I slapped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started slapping.
Slap this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of slapping it, but it's quite pricey.

by Nicola November 12, 2003