Broke Dick

That tall tell insult that you heard your grandmother tell your grandfather as there walking by a group of very pretty young women. As a reminder that his days of wishing he could tap that are long over
Listen old man, pick your tongue up..You old broke dick bastard. You got to get it up before you get it out
by Nick Danger Brother January 17, 2022
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Reusable condon

A reusable condon is when you are fucking several women ,when done banging one,but before the other you take of condon, turn inside out and shake the fuck out of it
Damn these reusable condon are so nice,when your done just turn inside out and shake the fuck out of it
by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022
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Patrick nichols

Patrick Nichols is a male born in Missouri with an attitude of I can do anything I set my mind to.was third of four boys with a understanding father and grandma who loved without limits.met love of his life.Had two beautiful children.he is very high strung Loyal to his friends Always there for the underdog. Hates authority.i.e.(Law enforsement ...
Who ever finally is born to Patrick Nichols is going to be well took care of.
by Nick Danger Brother February 10, 2022
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pickle poked

Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.
mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.
by Nick Danger Brother January 06, 2022
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Kingdom cum

When you are the king of your Castle, you can come anywhere you like therefore you are in Kingdom Come
by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022
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Grandma

Grandma...Where do I start,grandmas are the Angel's of the world..they are the one that will always be there for Family,No Question, this lady will step up when a worthless daughter leaves 4 boys (all under 10) Grandma Waste no time but to offer ( HER EX SON IN LAW..WHOM SHE ADORES. TO LET HER HELP.)This lady without thought of herself moved 2 houses down and took charge while father worked to provide. Can you imagine What Kind of love GRANDMA HAD FOR THESE BOYS...ALL HER LIFE MAKING SURE THEY WERE CLEAN, FED SCHOOLED,,THATS MY DEFINITION OF GRANDMA.
Wow them boys are lucky they have such a person like grandma
by Nick Danger Brother January 14, 2022
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Pieeyed

Pieeyed is when you have smoked so much weed your eyes look like Chinese dude jerking off to his sister blowing the neighbor
Damn I'm so high I feel like im fucking Pieeyed...
by Nick Danger Brother January 23, 2022
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