Nick D's definitions
You work a 9 to 5. You can't get a "hand 9 to 5" or "blow 9 to 5" or "rim 9 to 5". That's just dumb if you say that.
by Nick D March 31, 2003
Get the 9 to 5mug. To make a person or animal uncontrollably excited by making swift movements and yelling loudly and quickly.
Fido got so riled up the other day that he did 30 laps around the kitchen table, broke a bunch of lamps, barked so loudly that the cops, firemen, and ambulance showed up, and raped Fluffy the cat. Then they arrested him for cruelty to animals and threw him back in the mental institution.
by Nick D July 12, 2004
Get the rile upmug. Common exclamation to indicate the presence of a severely overweight female. Probably originated from the movie "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo".
Announcer 1: "Today's WNFL game features the New York Lady Whales against the Philadelphia Cheese Hogs. The Whales, led by 6'4", 300 lb. linebacker Bertha McFatty, are looking for their 4th straight win. What do you think of McFatty's play the last few games, Norm?"
Announcer 2: "That's a HUGE bitch!"
Announcer 2: "That's a HUGE bitch!"
by Nick D February 24, 2004
Get the That's a huge bitch!mug. by Nick D March 31, 2003
Get the Thugz Mansionmug. 1) a place, which may or may not physically exist, which brings great joy or pleasure.
2) the place where everything happens
2) the place where everything happens
1) "Man, those 10 shots of Everclear really hit the spot. That's exactly what a playa needed." (passes out)
Bill Lumbergh, in bed with Jennifer Aniston: "Yeeeeaah, if you could move a little to the left that'd be greeeeaaat. Yeeeeeaah, that's the spot." (drinks coffee)
2)
Tyrell: "Yo let's go to Club One tonight and get da mac on wit some bitches."
Loc-Dog: "Hell yeah nigga that place be da SPOT."
Bill Lumbergh, in bed with Jennifer Aniston: "Yeeeeaah, if you could move a little to the left that'd be greeeeaaat. Yeeeeeaah, that's the spot." (drinks coffee)
2)
Tyrell: "Yo let's go to Club One tonight and get da mac on wit some bitches."
Loc-Dog: "Hell yeah nigga that place be da SPOT."
by Nick D October 29, 2003
Get the spotmug. VERB.
1) To smoke up in a small room so that the room becomes filled with thick smoke, thus enhancing your high. To sub out is the same as to hotbox, fishbowl, or clambake.
2) To remove yourself from a sports game so that another player can take your place.
1) To smoke up in a small room so that the room becomes filled with thick smoke, thus enhancing your high. To sub out is the same as to hotbox, fishbowl, or clambake.
2) To remove yourself from a sports game so that another player can take your place.
Coach K: "Are you all right, J.J.? You look a little out of it today. Maybe you should sub out."
J.J. Redick: "Coach, I already subbed out before the game, and I'm not just out of it, I am royally FUCKED UP!"
J.J. Redick: "Coach, I already subbed out before the game, and I'm not just out of it, I am royally FUCKED UP!"
by Nick D August 8, 2004
Get the sub outmug. To cause constipation.
Your Grandma: "Oh yeah, park that thing in my tailpipe big boy!"
Mailman: "Hahaha! You ain't gonna shit right for a week!"
Your Grandma: "Actually I haven't enjoyed regular bowel movements for 20 years since this damn Atkins diet has been binding me like crazy. I've got more shit in me now than a port-o-john at the town chili festival!"
Mailman: (loses his lunch) "TMI, you old wench!"
Mailman: "Hahaha! You ain't gonna shit right for a week!"
Your Grandma: "Actually I haven't enjoyed regular bowel movements for 20 years since this damn Atkins diet has been binding me like crazy. I've got more shit in me now than a port-o-john at the town chili festival!"
Mailman: (loses his lunch) "TMI, you old wench!"
by Nick D January 23, 2005
Get the bindmug.