Nick D's definitions

jo mama

Your mom. Yo' mama.

Yo deez, tell jo mama to move her fat ass so there's room for my bike in your 3 car garage.

by Nick D February 8, 2003

bernie

Dead.
Comes from the "Weekend at Bernie's" movies where a couple of idiots drag their dead boss all over the place and convince people that he's alive.

"Oh yeah! This party is off the chain!"
"Shut up bitch. It's bernie, and I'm gonna be swayze."

"So how was Ermelinda in the sack last night?"
"Bernie, man. Like a cold, bernie fish."

"So I hear Grandpa Fred's been circling the drain lately. Did he buy the farm yet?"
"Hell yeah dogg, he's bernie. Cancer."

by Nick D October 27, 2003

gaybe

what your sexual orientation officially is when you're not sure whether or not you're gay.
GAY + MAYBE = GAYBE

"Wait a minute! You're a fudge packer aren't you?"
"Gaybe."

by Nick D May 16, 2003

double-bag it

To use two condoms when banging a bitch.

Double-bagging it with that dirty ho saved me from getting AIDS and syphilis, but unfortunately I still ended up with gonorrhea, herpes, hepatitis B, C, P, and W, crabs, lobsters, and shrimp.

by Nick D December 3, 2003

anything that walks

Describes, literally, any person or animal that can ambulate using legs or related appendages. Generally though it is used as the epitome of low standards in the selection of a mate of the opposite sex.

We all knew Ray would fuck anything that walks and swore by the saying pussy ain't got no face. But he outdid even himself when he was arrested for sneaking into Sea World with intent to engage in intercourse with the female dolphins.

by Nick D August 18, 2004

throw the book at

To give someone the maximum sentence for a crime or penalize very harshly.

Marty really got screwed over that jaywalking charge when the judge threw the book at him and gave him a life sentence in the federal do-me-in-the-ass prison.

by Nick D August 26, 2004

it's for a cop

Another way to say "spit in it".

Burger punk: "Double baco cheeseburger...it's for a cop."
Rod Farva: "What the hell was that all about? You gonna spit in it now?"
Burger punk: "No, I was just telling him that so he makes it extra good......Uh, don't spit in that cop's burger."


(she spits)
Carson Daly: "What was that, bitch? If that was supposed to be for a cop I would have had Carl fuckin' Winslow come over and suck it."
Christina Aguilera: "I just don't like the taste of it, OK?"
Carson Daly: "WHAT!?!? Is Carson Daly gonna have to choke a bitch!?!?"

by Nick D April 25, 2004