these nuts

"Deez nutz", to dorky white kids who wanna be down with how it is in da hood.

Steven: "Hey C-Train did you start on that thesis yet?"
Clarence: "Who? What? What thesis? I mean...oh shoot, I fell for it again!"
Steven: "Thes-nuts!!! Ha ha you sucker I got you!"
Clarence: "Well I got your mom last night...oooooh you got dissed."
Steven: "Darn, that was a good one."

by Nick D February 08, 2004

negative nancy

Someone who commonly whines, complains, or looks at the bad side of things.

2nd grade teacher: "All right kids, today we're going to learn an important lesson: how to pack your rock into your crack pipe."
Johnny: "But Mrs. Stoner, my mommy told me drugs are bad."
Teacher: "Johnny, stop being such a negative nancy. You'll never get anywhere in life with that attitude."
Johnny: "But, my mommy said..."
Teacher: "Johnny, please shut the fuck up or I'll send you to time out and brutally murder your family."

by Nick D May 02, 2005

pussy ain't got no face

A saying held near and dear to those who will fuck anything that walks. Basically means that it's always worth it to beat it up, because no matter how the rest of her looks it's still gonna feel good.

Judd: "Man what in god's name are you doing to that sheep?"
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."

by Nick D August 18, 2004

kegstand

A common party activity in which two people hold another person's feet while the person's hands hold onto the keg. Another person holds the tap in their mouth until they give the signal to stop, and everyone else counts. The object of this activity is to chug beer from the keg upside down for as long as possible.

Colin Powell: "Mr. President, I strongly suggest you look at these files reporting a possible imminent terrorist threat on American soil."
W: "Uh, just a second, I'm in the middle of some important business. All right, Dick, get my left foot...Laura, get my right foot, and Jenna, you get the tap. I'm gonna suck this baby dry! Woo-wee!"
Janet Reno (opens the door): (in a low, bellowing voice) "Did somebody say 'kegstands'? Let me at it!"

by Nick D August 30, 2004

S' what I do for a livin' nigga!

That's my job, mothafucka. You talk shit and I'll fucking shoot yo' honkey ass!

Wacked-out cracka: "Dem bus drivaz really fuckin suck dick."
You: "Foo s' what I do for a livin' nigga! Fuck you cracka!"
(shoot that cracka) BANG BANG!

by Nick D February 18, 2003

cowboy

Someone who is overstepping their boundaries or taking things too far. A synonym or tiger.

"...so there we were with a couple of Canadian lumberjacks and a one-eyed, one-armed Norwegian quadriplegic. So I turned to Umberto and Crazy Pete and said, ´How'd we end up in this Turkish prison anyway. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?´ And then, out of nowhere, this guy with a nightstick..."
"Whoa, whoa, settle down. Easy, cowboy."

by Nick D December 19, 2003

El Camino

A long ass road that goes lengthwise through California (full name: El Camino Real).

I saw your mom on the corner of El Camino and Wilshire in LA, then I saw her on the corner of El Camino and Stanford in Palo Alto, 400 miles away. DAMN that slut gets around!

by Nick D May 23, 2003