Nick D's definitions

clean

A lift where you take a barbell off the floor and lift it to a position just above the shoulders. Often followed by the "jerk" where you then lift the barbell over your head.

Karen: "Sweetie, can you help me wash these dishes?"
Tom: "No. Grab me another beer."
Karen: "You know, it would be nice if you helped me clean once in awhile. I can't even remember the last time you cleaned anything."
Tom: "Bitch I cleaned 200 pounds at the gym last night. When's the last time you cleaned that much?"
Karen: "Well, never, but..."
Tom: "But, but, but...SHUT UP! And get me that beer, now, woman!"

by Nick D December 2, 2005

for pete's sake

A common non-offensive substitute for for fuck's sake. Used to emphasize the importance or urgency of a statement.

For pete's sake, woman, get that dinner ready...halftime's almost over!

by Nick D November 18, 2005

freedom

A substitute for "French" in any context.

Ted freedom kissed Janie in the back of the room while the teacher was going over verb conjugations in third-period freedom class.

Bob: "Is that Jean-Francois kid Spanish?"
Joe: "No he's a dirty fucking freedom-man. Pardon my freedom."

Bob: "That was straight-up sick how you freedom inhaled that last bong hit."
Joe: "Hell yeah! Yo man I got the munchies...let's go to Denny's for some freedom fries and freedom toast with a side of freedom bread."

Bob: "I'll have some freedom."
Order-taker: "Freedom what?"
Bob: "Just plain freedom."
Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. We'll have that right out for you."

by Nick D November 18, 2005

$1.05

The cost of freedom, according to the song in "Team America: World Police." Pronounced "buck-o-five."

"Freedom isn't free, it costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in, we'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free, no there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck-o-five, who will?"
-"Freedom Isn't Free," from "Team America"

Order-taker: "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"
Kevin: "I'm not too hungry today...just get me some freedom, some ice water, and 15 ketchup packets."
Order-taker: "Would you like freedom fries with that?"
Kevin: "No, just the plain old freedom, the water, and the...um...catsup."
Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. Pull ahead to the first window."

Billy: "Man this Patriot Act is bullshit. What happened to good old freedom?"
Judd: "Well when they were collecting everyone's $1.05, I was a nickel short. That might have something to do with it."
Billy: "F-ing douche bag."

by Nick D November 16, 2005

do a buck

1) To drive at 100 miles per hour.
2) To anally violate a male deer.

(prison)
John: "What you in here for?"
Dave: "Double homicide."
John: "Small-timer, eh?"
Dave: "Yeah. How 'bout you?"
John: "I got caught doing a buck in a school zone."
Dave: "Shit dude, that's like 85 miles an hour over the speed limit! You could have killed some kids!"
John: "What? How would that kill any kids? Maybe traumatize them for life. Oh...you thought I was in here for speeding! Hell no, man, by "do a buck" I meant I was ass-raping a deer in front of the school!"

by Nick D November 12, 2005

cruisin' for a bruisin'

Doing something stupid that will result in you getting your ass kicked or receiving other bodily harm.

Tom: "I'm gonna go play a money game of pool. Let me find a sucker...a-ha!"
Steve: "I don't know, man. That guy's kind of big...and I just saw him run the table in two turns."
...
Tom: "You up for a $100 game?"
6'8" 300 lb. biker: "Yeah, bring it on little man."
...
Steve: "Do you even have $100 on you?"
Tom: "No, but don't worry, it's in the bag."
Steve: "I don't know, man. I think you might be cruisin' for a bruisin'."

by Nick D November 11, 2005

Judas Priest

An interjection used in place of "Jesus Christ!" in order to be less offensive.

(yelp! yelp! yelp!)
"Judas Priest, Timmy...we bought you the blow-up doll, now leave the damned dog alone!"

by Nick D November 9, 2005