Nick D's definitions

da fuck

Why?

He lays down a monster...da fuck did you lay that down???

by Nick D February 8, 2003

crack rock

crack-cocaine, a hard core drug.

In my neighborhood you either slang crack rock or got a wicked jump shot.

by Nick D February 24, 2003

International Relations

The ultimate easy major in college. Getting anything lower than a 'A' in any class requires serious effort.

Professor: "Johnny, we need to talk about your coursework this semester in my Advanced International Relations 338 class."
Johnny: "Yeah, what of it, shithead?"
Professor: "Well, for your first paper, you simply wrote 'Fuck you, Professor Cockgobbler' and drew a cartoon which appeared to be me giving a...um...blow job...um...to a buffalo. For your second paper, you submitted an actual photo of you having anal intercourse with my 15-year-old daughter. On the final exam, you wrote 'I am going to brutally murder your entire extended family, seriously.' in dog shit. Then you did in fact murder them all."
Johnny: "So what?"
Professor: "This type of disrespect will absolutely not be tolerated in my class. I'm going to have to punish you by lowering your grade to an A-minus."
Johnny: "NO!!!! That's going to lower my GPA so much!"
Professor: "Well, given that you have committed such atrocities in addition to your complete lack of ambition as well as academic ability, I'd say you deserve no better than a 3.98."
Johnny: "WHAT??? How could you say such a thing? You'd have to be a severely retarded quadriplegic to get a GPA that terrible!"

by Nick D February 7, 2006

boys upstate

Prison inmates. Upstate is a another word for the slammer.

Mike: "So Worm, how are the boys upstate treatin' you?"
Worm: "Not so good. I dropped the soap yesterday."
Mike: "Ouch. So some guy showed you HIS worm?"
Worm: "Not exactly. I didn't see it, but I sure as hell felt it."
Mike: "Awwww shiiiiit. You'd better get some ice for that."

by Nick D February 11, 2004

one for the road

1) Something given to someone when that person is leaving so that he or she may enjoy it during the trip home.

2) The act of shooting jizz in a girl's eye and then leaving quickly during the ensuing confusion.

1)
"Say, this party is swell but my mother says I must return home by ten o'clock. It's a darn shame though, that apple juice you're serving here is terrific."
"Gee, buddy, I'm really sorry you have to leave so soon. Here, take a cup of juice for the road."

2)
The bitch was giving me a mean hummer, but I had to be going, so I shot off a couple in her mouth and then pulled out and left her with one for the road.

by Nick D February 16, 2004

fix your wagon

Another way to say "bust you up" or "kick your ass."

Little Timmy: "Hello sir, would you like some lemonade? It's only 50 cents."
Mr. Sanchez: "50 cents? You kidding me? How about 25?"
Little Timmy: "Sorry sir, no can do."
Mr. Sanchez: "Listen you little punk. You give me that there lemonade for this here quarter or you're in for a whoopin', y'hear?"
Little Timmy: "But..."
Mr. Sanchez: (kicks kid's wagon) "Listen you little shit! Give me that fucking lemonade NOW!"
Little Timmy: "You broke my wagon!"
Mr. Sanchez: "Oh I'll fix your wagon all right."
Little Timmy: "Awwwww shit nigga you done fucked up my whip, now you goin' down boy!"
Mr. Sanchez: "What the..."
(kid breaks out brass knuckles and fixes Mr. Sanchez's wagon)

by Nick D September 27, 2005

catch feelings

To fall in love with someone at an inappropriate time or mistake a repeated hookup for a serious relationship.

"The instant they start to catch feelings
I start to stealin they shit
Then I'm out just like a thief in the night
I sink my teeth in to bite
You thinkin life, I'm thinkin more like - whassup tonight?"
-DMX "What They Want"

by Nick D January 9, 2004