lez

short for lesbian.

"My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge that'll stab you in da head whether you a fag or lez or a homosex, hermaph, or a trans-vez, pants or dress, hate fags, the answer's yes." -Eminem

by Nick D April 06, 2003

in the hole

1) inside a bodily orifice
2) inside an opening in the ground
3) face down, as in poker
4) two batters after the one currently batting, in a baseball game
5) short of money

Even though I was in the hole during the game, I had time to get her in the hole in the hole behind the dugout. It was even better than being dealt aces in the hole when you're $100 in the hole.

by Nick D December 11, 2003

stick to

To stay with or keep going to a person, place, or thing in the future.

(Sistine Chapel)
Michaelangelo: "Painting these walls is quite tiresome. I think I'll stick to the ceiling from now on."
Leonardo: "Surely you must be kidding my friend. Doing so would be quite boring and would require very strong glue. It's a long way down if you should fall, you know."
Michaelangelo: "What??? Hey, Splinter's out of town, so how about we grab some pizzas, roll up a fat doobie, and tag-team April indabutt."
Leonardo: "Right on, dude!"

(later, in their 15th century frat house)
Leonardo: "Oh...oh...OH!!!" **splat!** "Yes! Right in the eye!"
Michaelangelo: "Hey dude, I had this crazy idea. What if 500 years from now they made these giant turtles that fought crime in the likenesses of us and other Renaissance artists...wouldn't that be fuckin' crazy?"
Leonardo: "Shit man...you are WAAAAAASTED!!!"

by Nick D May 18, 2005

one on the way

Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.

"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"

Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."

by Nick D July 19, 2004

urban ridictionary

Slang for the collective dictionary made of all the ridiculous words on this site, including random people's names, made up bullshit words, incoherent babble, and repetitive definitions of words that have already been defined 138 times in the same way. A.K.A. 90% of the definitions on this site.

"Nick D has over 500 words on urban dictionary."
"Yeah but how many does he have on urban ridictionary?"
"Just one: 'urban ridictionary'."
"Oh, that's cool."

Nerd 1: "Hey Petey, let go play chess or hang out at the library."
Nerd 2: "Not now, I think I'm gonna go on urban ridictionary and post bad definitions of guys that shoved me in my locker at school, or maybe post a 759th definition of strong bad that's the exact same as the rest of them and makes no sense."
Nerd 1: "Sounds like a good time. Isn't homestarrunner the cat's meow?"
Normal person: "No, it sucks."

by Nick D February 10, 2004

i'd throw it in the two hole

An expression used to indicate that one finds a female reasonably attractive. Literally means that given the chance, you would like to engage in anal intercourse with her.

Britney: "Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Kevin."
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Kevin. Now I want you to take good care of my daughter. She's a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves."
Kevin: "You got that right, Pops. I'd throw it in the two hole. Can't wait to chuck my junk in that."
Dad: "Excuse me?"
Kevin: "Hey old man, you got a shitter around here? I got fuckin' plastered last night at the strip club and I've got some wicked beer shits."

by Nick D August 28, 2005

da burg

Harrisburg, PA, a hardcore city known for having a lot of drugs, money, bitches, and guns.

Niggaz come to da burg thinkin' their shit's sweet, niggaz leave from da burg in bags or six feet deep.

by Nick D September 09, 2003