Nick D's definitions

drunk shaming

An entertaining activity whose purpose is to humiliate the victim for being the out-of-control drunkard that he/she is. The victim must be a person who has passed out drunk with his/her shoes still on. This person is fair game for many types of "shaming", such as being written on with Sharpies, being duct-taped, and having a bunch of shit piled on top of him/her. This has become a common practice in colleges throughout America.

Joe woke up just in time for his big job interview with a raging headache and the taste of alcohol lingering in his mouth. As he came to he realized he had been a victim of some serious drunk shaming. He found himself under a pile of all of his clothes, his TV, his computer, his bike, about 100 beer bottles, and his two cats. He managed to get the Sharpie drawings off his face, but he missed the big drawing of a cock and balls on the back of his neck. Unfortunately, his boss didn't.

by Nick D July 12, 2004

stopcock

Someone who inhibits another person's game, thus lowering his or her chances to beat it up. Synonym of cock block or baller block.

George: "Hey honey. I have a favor to ask you."
Sally: "Anything for you, dear."
George: "Yeeeeah...so...would you mind putting a good word in for me with your little sister? I saw her sitting by the pool the other day in her bikini, and DAAAAAMMMN was she lookin' fine! I'd give anything to tear that ass up!"
Sally: "George, I'm your wife!"
George: "OK, fine, I'll let you hold the camera. While you're at it, tell your friend Tammy to come over too. I'd love to get her lipstick on my dipstick."
Sally: "Well I never!"
George: "Oh come on, honey, stop being such a stopcock! Hey, where's my dinner?"

by Nick D October 11, 2005

USCS

The University of South Cameron Street, another name for Harrisburg Area Community College (13th grade, HACC). People call it this trying to sound like it's a much more prestigious school in California.

Jimmy: "Man, HACC is kicking my ass this semester."
Bobby: "Yeah man, I feel really bad for you. I'm having a really good time over at USCS. The girls there are AWESOME and I hang out on the beach all day. I'll probably make a couple million once I get out, you know, cuz I'm gonna get into the film industry."
Jimmy: "California must be a good time. Hey, wait a minute...aren't you in my basic arithmetic class?"
Bobby: "Yeah, I go to HACC. By the beach I mean the concrete beach on the Susquehanna River. And by the film industry I mean animal porn. Man, I'm sore from that horse last night."
Jimmy: "Seriously dude, you need to lay off the paint thinner."

by Nick D August 26, 2004

parking-lot pimpin'

the act of hanging out in a parking lot and using your car to get hoes

I was straight parking-lot pimpin' with my car changing colors and shit, and guess what nigga? I done went home with 3 hoes!

by Nick D March 31, 2003

taking out the trash

dating a guy or girl that someone else tossed out like the trash

I dumped Susanna last month and now Benji is tappin' that ass. That fucking garbage man is always taking out my trash.

by Nick D February 10, 2003

the bomb diggity

the greatest thing ever (Philly slang).

You might here the following in Philly:
"The Phillies are the bomb diggity."
"This cheese steak is the bomb diggity."
"The Liberty Bell is the bomb diggity, if you're into that kind of shit."
"Dude your mom was the bomb diggity in bed last night."

by Nick D September 9, 2003

beating cheeks

having sex

Don't come in! I'm beating cheeks with my biznitch.

by Nick D February 13, 2003