Nick D's definitions

ride up

Refers generally to a condition in which one's pants, skirt, or underwear gradually slide up the legs/hips/waist, often resulting in a major wedgie if left unchecked. Can be caused by suspenders, poorly-fitting clothes, shifting positions while sitting, or exercise.

Seeing Gretchen's skirt ride up her fat cellulite-infested thighs reminded me that I had to pick up some cottage cheese at Safeway on the way home from work.

by Nick D August 16, 2004

Swatty

Nickname for the Swatara River in central Pennsylvania.

After the party got busted we grabbed a couple cases of Natty and headed down by the Swatty.

by Nick D February 19, 2004

broke down

Ugly; beat; busted; tore up.

Bob: "What seems to be the problem here, miss?"
Ugly ho on the side of the road: "Looks like my car's broke down, can you help me out?"
Bob: "That's not the only thing that's broke down. Later, skank."

by Nick D January 18, 2004

loaded

really rich; "loaded" with money.

"Man, why you with that girl? She's a bitch and she's got you whipped!"
"Dogg she's loaded...you ever see that pimped-out Ferrari she drives around in?"

by Nick D May 27, 2003

you know who

Dick Trickle, a very unsuccessful NASCAR driver (in SportsCenter terminology). Probably started because his real name is too obscene to say on cable TV.

"Jeff Gordon won his third race this year, and you know who finished his best race of the season in 37th place." -ESPN anchor

Fred: "Doc, I think I caught an STD from this dirty whore I nailed last weekend."
Doc: "Hmmm...what are your symptoms?"
Fred: "I've got an itchy red rash, it burns when I pee, and I've got some real nasty you know who."
Doc: "Dick Trickle, eh? Yep, looks like a classic case ofherpegonnosyphiltitis to me. Bend over, we're gonna have to do a rectal examination."
Ricky Martin: "Giggidy giggidy!"

by Nick D July 13, 2004

Mo

1) short for Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
2) short for "More"
3) a nickname for a lot of names, like Melvin, Mohan, Moseph, etc.

Mo, if you drink any mo' Mo you'll be on the flo'.

by Nick D September 30, 2003

home of the terrapins

The state of Maryland, or the University of Maryland, whose mascot is the Terrapin.

"I was herbin' 'em in the home of the terrapins
Got it dirt cheap for 'em
Plus if they was short with cheese I would work wit 'em."
-Jay-Z, "Izzo (H.O.V.A.)"

by Nick D February 19, 2004