Nick D's definitions

loaded

containing ammunition.

Ja Rule: "Nigga why you laughing at me? I'm gonna shoot yo wanksta ass for the 10th time...HOLLA!"
50 Cent: "You dumb cookie monster-ass bitch! That shit ain't loaded! HAHAHA! But this here gun is, motherfucker! I think about the game and what it's like and WHAT WOULD IT BE WITHOUT YOU?!!!" (BANG BANG!)

by Nick D May 30, 2003

put it on me

gimme dat ass

Ja Rule say put it on me! HOOLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

by Nick D February 21, 2003

man up

To play man-to-man defense in a basketball game.

Timid Timothy pissed his pants when the coach told him that he'd have to man up against Shaq.

by Nick D May 17, 2004

not in my book

1) that is not true, according to my morals, principles, and beliefs
2) in a place other than the bound collection of literature that belongs to me or rests in my hand

1)
Cop: "Oh man, what a hard day of busting drug dealers it's been. A big fat J would really hit the spot right now. Can I borrow some papers?"
Your square ass: "Isn't that...um...illegal? Smoking marijuana, I mean?"
Cop: "Not in my book. Bitch."

2)
"Damn, a playa really needs to take a piss after those 10 beers I just had. Over here would be a good spot."
"Oh shit!!!! Not in my book!!!"
"Whoops, sorry about that."

by Nick D November 24, 2003

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons

slang for a gigantic crap, comes from 3 brown-skinned TV families.

That wasn't just the Cosby kids I dropped off there, it was the Cosbys, Winslows, AND Jeffersons!

by Nick D April 3, 2003

poor man's

A knock-off of inferior quality, or something similar to something else, but not as good.

Mr. Ed is the poor man's John Kerry, since he has the same face but inferior public-speaking skills.

Jared was horrified when he remembered going home wasted with a Jessica Alba look-alike, then woke up the next morning naked next to the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell.

by Nick D December 6, 2004

ship hit the iceberg

Another way to say "shit hit the fan".

When Josh Hartnett's dad walked in on his son getting it in the ass from none other than the king of the world Leonardo DiCaprio, the ship really hit the iceberg.

by Nick D October 13, 2003