clit eater

Joe: "Damn dogg, check out the bitch with the short spiky hair. She'd give a dog a bone. I think I'll go ask her to dinner...I wonder what she'd like to eat."
Bob: "She just wanna eat twat, man, that bitch be munching on the carpet."
Joe: "Whatever man, you just jealous."
(walks over to girl)
Joe: "So...how about you and me go and..."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm a clit eater."
Joe: "OK..."
Bob: "Told you...straight up dyke."
by Nick D May 1, 2003
mugGet the clit eatermug.

come out of the closet

1) to admit the fact that one is sexually attracted members of his or her own gender.
2) to exit a small storage space which generally holds clothes and other items.
Ryan came out of the closet wearing his mom's pink dress just as his parents walked through the door. At that point he realized he might as well just come out of the closet.
by Nick D November 17, 2003
mugGet the come out of the closetmug.

gangster

Crip Lover BK 4 Life, you are an IDIOT. The first gangsters were not African-American, they were Italian. There are MILLIONS of white gangsters out there that aren't wankstas any more than your average Crip or Blood is.
Al Capone was a gangster. Tony Soprano is a gangster. Crip Lover BK 4 Life is NOT a gangster. Ja Rule is NOT a gangster.
by Nick D May 23, 2003
mugGet the gangstermug.

sub out

VERB.

1) To smoke up in a small room so that the room becomes filled with thick smoke, thus enhancing your high. To sub out is the same as to hotbox, fishbowl, or clambake.

2) To remove yourself from a sports game so that another player can take your place.
Coach K: "Are you all right, J.J.? You look a little out of it today. Maybe you should sub out."
J.J. Redick: "Coach, I already subbed out before the game, and I'm not just out of it, I am royally FUCKED UP!"
by Nick D August 8, 2004
mugGet the sub outmug.

the back of a Volkswagen

"Shit dogg, I banged that girl in a very uncomfortable place last night."
"Like the back of a Volkswagen?"
"No, I'm talking about in her ass."
by Nick D November 24, 2003
mugGet the the back of a Volkswagenmug.

pimp tight

Ay did you see dat Escalade on 24's wit dat crazy paint job bouncin' thru da hood?
Yeah dogg that shit was pimp tight!
by Nick D February 21, 2003
mugGet the pimp tightmug.

GoodYear blimp

1) a blimp sponsored by GoodYear
2) a fat bitch
1) I saw the lights of the GoodYear blimp and it read: "Nick D's a PIMP!"
2) Get out of the way! The good year blimp's about to crash over there!!! Oh wait, that's just your mom on a trampoline. My bad!
by Nick D February 18, 2003
mugGet the GoodYear blimpmug.

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