Nick D's definitions

the breaks

Bad luck, a damn shame, or an unfortunate occurrence.

At the laundromat:
Doc: "What up dogg."
Timmy: "Nothing much. I lost a quarter under the washing machine a couple minutes ago."
Doc: "That's the breaks."

A week later:
Doc: "What up dogg."
Timmy: "Didn't you hear? I lost my job and my wife left me for the mailman. Oh yeah, and my house burned down during Thanksgiving dinner and my entire family died. What a terrible tragedy!"
Doc: "That's the breaks."

by Nick D March 18, 2004

kids in different area codes

The result of being a big time player or a skank-ass ho, seriously getting around. Often used figuratively.

Bartholomew: "Yo peep dis shiznit nigga. Ya know dat blowed-ass biznitch Gertrude from South Central? Well dat ho be sweatin' deez nutz mothafucka, I'm fin' to tap dat ass and smack dat shit sideways if ya know what I'm sayin'.
Mortimer: "Hell naw dogg you don't want none of dat sheeeit. Dat bitch been around ya know what I'm sayin', she got kids in different area codes."

by Nick D October 15, 2003

boil down

To come down to in the end, when all the bullshit surrounding the issue is removed.

It all boils down to the fact that you're jealous of my paper stack.

by Nick D February 26, 2004

see ya later, alligator

Something you say when you intend to say goodbye to someone and come out of the closet at the same time.

Fred: "Well I'm gonna get out of here. Later dogg."
James: "See ya later, alligator."
Fred: "Oh, so that's why you work at Banana Republic. Man, I always thought you were just a flaming metro."

by Nick D January 26, 2004

absinth

A green liquid containing 60-80% alcohol and wormwood absinth. Good absinth (illegal in most countries) can cause hallucination. Bad absinth just gets you really wasted. Many people believe absinth was the cause of a lot of old French guys going crazy in the 18th and 19th centuries.

The Stanford Tri Delt was straight tore up when I was sober, but as I downed more and more absinth, she magically transformed to beat to slightly below average to nothing to write home about to blowed. Then I got her indabutt and was very surprised when I woke up next to a disgusting pig the next morning.

by Nick D December 4, 2003

plead the second

Similar to plead the fifth (remain silent), except this refers to the Second Amendment (right to bear arms). In layman's terms, it means to whip out a gat.

When my P.O. was sweatin' me about why my whiz test turned up positive for coke, heroin, and 7 varieties of elephant tranquilizer, I had no choice but to plead the second and put his narc ass in his place.

by Nick D October 25, 2004

well I never

1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something shocking or scandalous.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.

Mom: "Son, eat your brussels sprouts."
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)

by Nick D May 28, 2004