Nick D's definitions

loaded

containing ammunition.

Ja Rule: "Nigga why you laughing at me? I'm gonna shoot yo wanksta ass for the 10th time...HOLLA!"
50 Cent: "You dumb cookie monster-ass bitch! That shit ain't loaded! HAHAHA! But this here gun is, motherfucker! I think about the game and what it's like and WHAT WOULD IT BE WITHOUT YOU?!!!" (BANG BANG!)

by Nick D May 30, 2003

ticket

the thing to do, sort of like the bomb diggity

Pete: "Whats up Kevin."
Kevin: "Nothing, whats up with you?"
Pete: "Nothing."
Kevin: "Hey, guess what I did last night. I met a dirty Japanese whore at 2 AM and got my nob slopped for $10."
Pete: "That's cool."
(long, awkward silence)
Kevin: "So......what did you do last night?"
Pete: "Oh not too much. I rented an Escalade on 22's from Enterprise, wore my throwback and du-rag, and pretended I was getting a deal with Shady Records. I must have nailed at least 6 or 7 dumb hood rat bitches."
Kevin: "That's the ticket."

by Nick D September 26, 2003

put it on me

gimme dat ass

Ja Rule say put it on me! HOOLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

by Nick D February 21, 2003

with your name on it

An phrase that indicates that something is reserved for the specified person. Does not mean that it literally has the person's name written on it.

Carlos: "Hey Jose I found this awesome nametag with your name on it."
Jose: "Let me see it... What the fuck man, it says 'Bob Saget' on it."
Carlos: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I got you good, you fucker!!!"
Jose: "Just shut up and help me finish unclogging the shitter."

by Nick D July 14, 2004

make your knees touch your elbows

To bend over forward, possibly to engage in sexual acts.

"I love it when you make your knees touch your elbows, and break it down low..." -Nelly, "E.I."

When Jane kept making her knees touch her elbows on the dance floor, I felt an incredible urge to sneak up behind her and slip her a quick one in the dumper.

by Nick D February 2, 2004

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons

slang for a gigantic crap, comes from 3 brown-skinned TV families.

That wasn't just the Cosby kids I dropped off there, it was the Cosbys, Winslows, AND Jeffersons!

by Nick D April 3, 2003

ship hit the iceberg

Another way to say "shit hit the fan".

When Josh Hartnett's dad walked in on his son getting it in the ass from none other than the king of the world Leonardo DiCaprio, the ship really hit the iceberg.

by Nick D October 13, 2003