chronic

1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it.
2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.

From smoking too much chronic, Joe ended up with a chronic case of the shaky-shivers.

by Nick D April 28, 2003

Oktoberfest

A huge party that goes on in October in Munich, Germany. Everyone's drunk 24/7, and there are rides, food, and everything you could ever want. Most importantly, there's a metric shitload of beer wherever you look. 10% alcohol beer, by the liter.

Bob: "Yo check this out dogg...I was so drunk last night I almost threw up! It was crazy man. I must have had like a liter of beer."
Jack: "Shut up bitch. I had 3 liters, puked, rallied and had two more, puked again, stripped in front of 10000 people in a tent, then went home and banged a dirty African whore. Indabutt."
Nick D: "No. No you didn't"
Jack: "No, I didn't. But you can imagine what it'd be like if I did...eh, eh?"

by Nick D November 05, 2003

pin

(AS A VERB)
1) To force someone into submission, as in a wrestling match.
2) To give someone your pin was an indication of "going steady" in the 1950's.
3) To have sexual relations with a woman.
(AS A NOUN)
4) A small, skinny, needle-like object.
5) An ATM or other numerical passcode (capitalized).

1) On Sunday afternoons jo mama and I often engage in Greco-Roman wrestling. I usually end up pinning her.
2) Back in 1957, I pinned jo mama and asked her to the high school dance.
3) Back in 1957, I pinned jo mama in the back of my convertible after the high school dance.
4) Jo mama asked me why mine was so big, but your daddy's was the size of a pin.
5) I forgot my pin at the ATM when I needed $3.99 to pay jo mama for her services. So I had no choice but to give her the old St. John's Surprise.

by Nick D July 20, 2004

Chocoholic

A man or woman who is attracted exclusively to black people. (white people = vanilloholic, but people don't say that)

Kelly is such a chocoholic. That bitch be droolin' over Kobe and M.J.

by Nick D May 22, 2003

pull the trigger

To force oneself to puke by sticking a finger down the throat...used in the drinking sense, rather than the bulimic sense.

When we got to the 150th minute of trying to join the bicentennial club, I realized I might have to pull the trigger if I wanted to stay in the game.

by Nick D May 09, 2004

you know who

Dick Trickle, a very unsuccessful NASCAR driver (in SportsCenter terminology). Probably started because his real name is too obscene to say on cable TV.

"Jeff Gordon won his third race this year, and you know who finished his best race of the season in 37th place." -ESPN anchor

Fred: "Doc, I think I caught an STD from this dirty whore I nailed last weekend."
Doc: "Hmmm...what are your symptoms?"
Fred: "I've got an itchy red rash, it burns when I pee, and I've got some real nasty you know who."
Doc: "Dick Trickle, eh? Yep, looks like a classic case ofherpegonnosyphiltitis to me. Bend over, we're gonna have to do a rectal examination."
Ricky Martin: "Giggidy giggidy!"

by Nick D July 13, 2004

Swatty

Nickname for the Swatara River in central Pennsylvania.

After the party got busted we grabbed a couple cases of Natty and headed down by the Swatty.

by Nick D February 19, 2004