Nick D's definitions

the jacket

The fuzz, the five-O, the police.

"I'm tired of tha motherfuckin' jacket sweatin' my gang while I'm chillin' in the shack." -Eazy E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")

by Nick D January 31, 2004

get more ass than a toilet seat

To really rake in the women. Popularized by Eminem & Nate Dogg's "Shake That."

Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."

When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.

by Nick D May 28, 2006

itch

cloth seats in a car.

Jimmy is cheap. He refused to spend an extra $50 to outfit his new Ferrari with leather seats. Now they're itch and we're always scratching.

"No itch, strictly leather." - Big Tymers

by Nick D April 6, 2003

Power Hour

An hour in which you drink 60 beer shots, one per minute. This is a lightweight alternative to the Century Club.

"Last night was really lame. I went over to Dee's house, we did a couple power hours, then I drove home."
"Dee who?"
"DEEZ NUTZ!!!"

by Nick D May 5, 2003

indonesia

also: amnesia or memory loss resulting from smoking too much indo weed.

After smoking mad herb 2 hours before a test, I got indonesia and ended up getting an F-.

"Indonesia don't tease ya...I'm in a Benz with a bowlegged beaver." -Choppa Style

by Nick D April 3, 2003

knock the bottom out of it

To have vigorous sex, usually with a girl, although this is not always the case upstate. A synonym of beat it up.

Since it was Valentines Day, Benny decided to surprise his wife with a romantic evening. He sent a dozen roses to her office (that is, he left them in the kitchen for her), and then sat her down to a candlelight dinner. Next he took her out for a romantic moonlit walk on the beach. To cap off the evening, he took her under the boardwalk and knocked the bottom out of it. Then when she was least expecting it, he stuck it in her dumper. Sometimes women need more from the man in their lives than just "I love you" and the occasional bouquet of flowers. Yes, sometimes they just need a fat cock up their poop chute.

by Nick D January 14, 2004

cook bricks

1) to prepare free base cocaine
2) to heat up square blocks of stone over a fire, on a frying pan, or in an oven or microwave

1)
"My projects thick, in my projects everybody cooks bricks." -Coo Coo Cal ("My Projects")

2)
George: "So how's the ol' lady been cookin' these days?"
Stan: "Pretty bad, man. Last night she cooked bricks in the oven. Tasted like shit and I broke my tooth."
George: "Sorry to hear that."
Stan: "Yeah, at least she's good in the sack."
George: "Word."

by Nick D November 24, 2003