Nick D's definitions

negative nancy

Someone who commonly whines, complains, or looks at the bad side of things.

2nd grade teacher: "All right kids, today we're going to learn an important lesson: how to pack your rock into your crack pipe."
Johnny: "But Mrs. Stoner, my mommy told me drugs are bad."
Teacher: "Johnny, stop being such a negative nancy. You'll never get anywhere in life with that attitude."
Johnny: "But, my mommy said..."
Teacher: "Johnny, please shut the fuck up or I'll send you to time out and brutally murder your family."

by Nick D May 2, 2005

bus driver

someone who takes someone else to school, literally or figuratively

DAMN ni'a I took you 40-6 in 1-on-1...looks like I was the bus driver there cuz you got taken to skizzewl!

by Nick D February 13, 2003

of doom

An add-on that signifies that something is really badass, dangerous, or hardcore and might seriously fuck you up.

Yosef: "Check out this awesome gat I've got. I think I'm gonna go to the ghetto and shoot someone!"
Abraham: "That's a BB gun, dude. It probably won't even break the skin."
Yosef: "Whatever, man. It's the BB gun of DOOM! It could kill you, seriously. Watch out!"
*BANG!*
Abraham: "You just shot me, you fucking idiot! That left a mark...oh, no wait, it's gone."
Yosef: "DAMN!!!"

by Nick D July 19, 2004

cold shooting some hoop

playing basketball

We were just cold shooting some hoop when that nigga flipped out over a foul or some shit. So we shot him.

by Nick D February 25, 2003

toss a couple kids at her

To ejaculate on a girl (not in an orifice).

Brenda definitely wasn't model material, but I'd had a few beers and I figured it wouldn't hurt to take her in the back room of the bar and toss a couple kids at her face.

by Nick D January 24, 2005

boys in blue

cops, pigs, five-O, fuzz, police officers, whatever the fuck you want to call them.

Yo nigga what you gonna do when the boys in blue come around lookin' for you?

by Nick D March 10, 2003

pine box

coffin

"Put you in a pine box wit nine shots from my glock fellas." -Nas

by Nick D May 20, 2003