To not care in the least bit (about something).
SYNONYMS: "give a flying fuck", "not give a fuck"
NOTE: It's sorta fucked up, but to give a fuck is the same thing as to NOT give a fuck. I wonder why. Shit, actually, I (don't) give a fuck.
SYNONYMS: "give a flying fuck", "not give a fuck"
NOTE: It's sorta fucked up, but to give a fuck is the same thing as to NOT give a fuck. I wonder why. Shit, actually, I (don't) give a fuck.
"I just don't give a FUCK..." -Eminem
"The same cat who never gave a damn about your name...I give a fuck about it like the next LA Clippers game." -D12
"Well if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch, I'd always be broke. I'd never have no motherfuckin' indo to smoke." -Kurupt
"The same cat who never gave a damn about your name...I give a fuck about it like the next LA Clippers game." -D12
"Well if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch, I'd always be broke. I'd never have no motherfuckin' indo to smoke." -Kurupt
by Nick D May 28, 2003
1) The addictive card game that will eventually be the ultimate downfall of about 10% of college students. There are hundreds of variations.
2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.
2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."
NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."
NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"
by Nick D May 28, 2003
A synonym of "y'all." Most likely came from a contraction of "you ones" or something like that. Often has other contractions appended onto it, such as in "y'ins'dn't've" (you all would not have). Used in rural America.
If y'ins'dn't've let the sheep get out the yard, I'dn't've had to go back to that damn wretched mother of yours.
by Nick D January 17, 2005
A common party activity in which two people hold another person's feet while the person's hands hold onto the keg. Another person holds the tap in their mouth until they give the signal to stop, and everyone else counts. The object of this activity is to chug beer from the keg upside down for as long as possible.
Colin Powell: "Mr. President, I strongly suggest you look at these files reporting a possible imminent terrorist threat on American soil."
W: "Uh, just a second, I'm in the middle of some important business. All right, Dick, get my left foot...Laura, get my right foot, and Jenna, you get the tap. I'm gonna suck this baby dry! Woo-wee!"
Janet Reno (opens the door): (in a low, bellowing voice) "Did somebody say 'kegstands'? Let me at it!"
W: "Uh, just a second, I'm in the middle of some important business. All right, Dick, get my left foot...Laura, get my right foot, and Jenna, you get the tap. I'm gonna suck this baby dry! Woo-wee!"
Janet Reno (opens the door): (in a low, bellowing voice) "Did somebody say 'kegstands'? Let me at it!"
by Nick D August 30, 2004
1) the NCAA basketball tournament
2) the school event that made your little sweatpants-and-Vanilla-Ice-T-shirt-wearing bitch ass all nervous in junior high
2) the school event that made your little sweatpants-and-Vanilla-Ice-T-shirt-wearing bitch ass all nervous in junior high
1) "Hell yeah...we're going to the big dance! Money!"
2) "Ummm...Susie...uhhh...my name's Freddy and I sit behind you in english 5th period...uhhh...so I was just wondering...uhhh..."
"No."
"Uhhh...but...you know...I."
"No I won't go to the big dance with you. Eat a fat dick, loser."
2) "Ummm...Susie...uhhh...my name's Freddy and I sit behind you in english 5th period...uhhh...so I was just wondering...uhhh..."
"No."
"Uhhh...but...you know...I."
"No I won't go to the big dance with you. Eat a fat dick, loser."
by Nick D February 25, 2003
A test you give a girl to determine whether or not she's old enough to have sex with. Basically you sit her on a curb, and if her feet touch the ground you're good to go. It's really just a joke...nobody has ever been known to actually use this with the exception of R. Kelly.
Until Aaliyah could pass the curb test, R. Kelly had to settle for a good ol' date with Jill every night.
by Nick D November 11, 2003
A cornrows-like hairstyle that was popular with African-Americans in the 1980's.
"Bartender, bring me a Big Mac combo and a Jeri curl kit." -B.G.
"Had a Jeri curl didn't quite learn...on da block with yo' glock trippin' on sherm." -2pac
"Had a Jeri curl didn't quite learn...on da block with yo' glock trippin' on sherm." -2pac
by Nick D June 04, 2003