Baltimore blowfish

A classy move where a girl is giving you a rim job and you rip a huge fart into her mouth. Her cheeks puff up and then she's the Baltimore blowfish.

I hear your mom works in Baltimore. That must be pretty tough on your family.

by Nick D September 23, 2003

bo-duke it

to enter a vehicle such as a convertible or Jeep by jumping in the side rather than opening the door.

On the Dukes of Hazzard, Bo Duke used to bo-duke it all the time.

A lot of rednecks like to bo-duke it into their Ford F-150s.

by Nick D September 08, 2003

po

1) short for "poor"
2) short for "po-lice"

1) Yo mama so po she can't afford the "or".
2) Dumb cracka: "Hello, would it be possible for me buy some drugs off of you, homey?"
Me: "Cracka you more of a po than Edgar Allan Poe. Fuck no I ain't sellin' no shit to you."
Dumb cracka: "I am not a police officer."
Me: "Cracka get da fuck out before you lyin' in chalk."

by Nick D March 31, 2003

get your pole polished

To receive a blow job.

Guy on the street: "That job I had cleaning up the strip club was a good one. First I'd polish the strippers' pole, then they'd polish mine. Pretty good way to get paid if you ask me."
Pig: "I'm sorry sir, you can't live here in this cardboard box. Move it."

by Nick D January 14, 2004

corner

one who corns.

Statements made by corners:

"I like to eat corn on the cob."
"KoRn is my favorite band in the world."
"I live in the town of Corning, NY."
"I have a nasty corn on my foot."
"All my jokes are corny."

by Nick D May 27, 2003

pig sty

a cop hang-out, like Dunkin' Donuts, Krispy Kreme, or the police station.

You must be a fucking idiot trying to rob a pig sty like Dunkin' Donuts. Have fun up north, bitch.

by Nick D April 05, 2003

Triple S

Shit, shower, and shave...the 3 things you gotta do before goin' out or hittin' the scene.

It's 7 right now...I'll meet y'all at 8. Right now it's triple S time.

by Nick D February 08, 2003