Nick D's definitions

papers

Short for "rolling papers", thin sheets used to roll joints, generally of marijuana.

"I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid til the first of next month.
But if you care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt.
But I don't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers.
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist..."
-Eminem ("As The World Turns")

by Nick D November 24, 2003

MOVE bitch

get out the way, ho

I'm DUI, hardly ever caught sober...and you about to get ran the FUCK over! MOVE bitch, get out the way!

by Nick D February 19, 2003

take you down a peg or two

To lower someone's inflated ego or self-image, to debase.

Ho: "I went to this women's rights rally the other day. It made me realize that I'm not just a piece of meat and I have feelings and I don't want to put up with this any.."
Pimp: (interrupts) "Shut up bitch!" ***SMACK!*** "That oughta take you down a peg or two."

by Nick D May 14, 2004

cut

A small amount of marijuana or another drug...generally cut off of a bigger piece by your dealer.

Cop: "Excuse me maam, we found your son Tony with a pretty good sized cut on him today."
Mom: "What-What-WHAT? My heavens, does he need a band-aid?"
Cop: "No. What I mean is we found weed on him, you stupid whore."

by Nick D April 14, 2004

in those jeans

A slightly more subtle way to refer to getting up in someone's genital area. Basically
"Can I get up in those jeans?" = "Can I tap that ass?"

"Tell me is there any more room for me...in those jeans?" -Ginuwine ("In Those Jeans")

"Yo guess what? I just did your sister in the ass."
"Shut up bitch, that girl makes Jessica Simpson look like a 2 dollar whore. Even Ginuwine couldn't get up in those jeans."

by Nick D October 15, 2003

Misery

Nickname for a depressing state in the midwest where absolutely nothing happens, ever. Major cities include St. Louis and Kansas city.

Looks like the University of Misery lost another one to Central Bumblefuck State.

On the drive to California I had to spend 4 hours passing through the state of Misery.

by Nick D April 2, 2004

plead the second

Similar to plead the fifth (remain silent), except this refers to the Second Amendment (right to bear arms). In layman's terms, it means to whip out a gat.

When my P.O. was sweatin' me about why my whiz test turned up positive for coke, heroin, and 7 varieties of elephant tranquilizer, I had no choice but to plead the second and put his narc ass in his place.

by Nick D October 25, 2004