Nick D's definitions

the big dance

1) the NCAA basketball tournament
2) the school event that made your little sweatpants-and-Vanilla-Ice-T-shirt-wearing bitch ass all nervous in junior high

1) "Hell yeah...we're going to the big dance! Money!"
2) "Ummm...Susie...uhhh...my name's Freddy and I sit behind you in english 5th period...uhhh...so I was just wondering...uhhh..."
"No."
"Uhhh...but...you know...I."
"No I won't go to the big dance with you. Eat a fat dick, loser."

by Nick D February 25, 2003

Jeri curl

A cornrows-like hairstyle that was popular with African-Americans in the 1980's.

"Bartender, bring me a Big Mac combo and a Jeri curl kit." -B.G.

"Had a Jeri curl didn't quite learn...on da block with yo' glock trippin' on sherm." -2pac

by Nick D June 4, 2003

cowboy

Someone who is overstepping their boundaries or taking things too far. A synonym or tiger.

"...so there we were with a couple of Canadian lumberjacks and a one-eyed, one-armed Norwegian quadriplegic. So I turned to Umberto and Crazy Pete and said, ´How'd we end up in this Turkish prison anyway. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?´ And then, out of nowhere, this guy with a nightstick..."
"Whoa, whoa, settle down. Easy, cowboy."

by Nick D December 19, 2003

Instant orgasm

what girls often have when an extreme pimp, such as JC Chasez, Will Smith, or myself is in line of sight.

So I was walking on the boardwalk and this girl just falls over next to me and starts making noises. Must have been another instant orgasm.

by Nick D March 6, 2003

erection

a building; the end result of a construction crew's erecting efforts.

Just looking at that big, beautiful erection that Frank Lloyd Wright designed gives me an erection.

by Nick D April 18, 2003

Captain Beef

A drinking game of Italian origin. Basically you sit in a circle around a table...everyone has a beer. You basically have to say "I am Captain Beef", tap each hand on the top of the table then on the bottom, tap your glass, stand up, and drink a sip. Then do the same thing with each motion repeated twice ("I am Captain Beef Beef", etc.). Finally do the same thing again, repeated 3 times. If you screw up, finish your beer and get a new one. If you finish the cycle, the next person has to do it. It's really a pretty shitty drinking game, but what can you really expect from those damn Europeans?

We played Captain Beef for 5 hours and after about 4 hours Johnny screwed up once and had to drink. It was hilarious. Or maybe it would have been, but I was too sober. Just shoot me.

by Nick D November 3, 2003

El Camino

A long ass road that goes lengthwise through California (full name: El Camino Real).

I saw your mom on the corner of El Camino and Wilshire in LA, then I saw her on the corner of El Camino and Stanford in Palo Alto, 400 miles away. DAMN that slut gets around!

by Nick D May 23, 2003