Nick D's definitions

cut

A small amount of marijuana or another drug...generally cut off of a bigger piece by your dealer.

Cop: "Excuse me maam, we found your son Tony with a pretty good sized cut on him today."
Mom: "What-What-WHAT? My heavens, does he need a band-aid?"
Cop: "No. What I mean is we found weed on him, you stupid whore."

by Nick D April 14, 2004

MOVE bitch

get out the way, ho

I'm DUI, hardly ever caught sober...and you about to get ran the FUCK over! MOVE bitch, get out the way!

by Nick D February 19, 2003

ausgang

The German word for "exit", also a slang term for the ass.

I told her I was tired of doing it in the eingang (entrance), so all of a sudden I pulled it out and stuck it in her ausgang.

by Nick D October 15, 2003

Cluck U Chicken

chicken joint famous for the hottest wings in the world

Fuck U, Cluck U Chicken... that shit burnt a hole in my stomach!

by Nick D February 11, 2003

grandpa's cough medicine

Another name for an alcoholic beverage of any sort.

"You boys been doin' a little boozin', have ya? Been suckin' back on grandpa's ol' cough medicine?"
-PA state trooper on "Dumb and Dumber"

by Nick D May 19, 2004

blow it

1) to seriously fuck up a situation
2) to suck a given dick
3) to expel air out of the mouth toward an object

1) Liz really blew it when she started using her teeth while blowing it.
2) "Well, I'm on my knees. What should I do now?"
"Blow it!!!"
3) "I actually meant SUCK it, ya dumb bitch (SMACK!)"

by Nick D April 10, 2004

the wife

A nickname for the girlfriend of a friend who has him seriously pussy-whipped.

Neil: "Yo Bob let's hit up the strip club tonight, I hear they have 2-for-1 lapdances."
Bob: "No...uh...I can't. My...uh...girlfriend and me are gonna have a threesome with this hot-ass chick, dude, it's gonna be awesome."
Neil: "Shut up. Everyone knows the wife wouldn't let you do that." (whip cracks)
Bob: "Yeah...we're actually...uh...knitting."

by Nick D February 26, 2004