Microsoft Works

1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation

2) Oxymoron

1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.

2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.

by Nick April 03, 2003

chootad

male female ass, place where cock goes

male female ass, place where cock goes into ass

by Nick May 13, 2005

waffa

Tall guy with short hair. His chest always hurts, and sometimes his knee.

pass that shit waffa, before i nyar ur bitch ass.

by nick April 14, 2004

8 Seconds

When you are fucking a chick doggy style, put her in a full nelson, tell her she is the ugliest bitch you have ever seen, and then try and hang in there for 8 seconds.

I tried for the 8 seconds, and the bitch got me off.

by Nick May 21, 2004

Shaundel

a sloppy slut whos addicted to cigarettes and give head to nick.(see definition of nick)

dude your step sis shaundel is bangin

by nick January 19, 2004

diaper

a soft sometimes mostly white fabric that feels good&is so soft all men&women should wear this!!!!

my mom wears diapers

by nick October 27, 2003

Ziggity

Possibly false, or suspicious

"that rolex looks a little ziggity man, are you sure that mexican on the street was an authorized dealer?"

by nick November 28, 2003