Nerdboy1982!'s definitions
"I am a lioness young man. Pull down my depends and make me roar like the Sahara and get my juices flowing again!"
by Nerdboy1982! August 10, 2023
Get the Lionessmug. A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.
"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"
by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022
Get the Cougar Skinmug. A jack pot is a large fishbowl in the middle of a circle jerk used to ejaculate in. Also known as a bukake receptacle.
by Nerdboy1982! November 6, 2020
Get the Jack Potmug. “I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019
Get the Palmer’s Sarcomamug. by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019
Get the Turkish handlemug. A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.
“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”
by Nerdboy1982! January 7, 2020
Get the Woodsman Disordermug. When 3 or more gay men have a circle jerk.
Comes from the habit elephants have of holding each others trunks.
Comes from the habit elephants have of holding each others trunks.
“Hey Dave, Bruce and John are coming over! We are finally going to have an elephant party tonight! Yay!
by Nerdboy1982! August 6, 2019
Get the Elephant Partymug.