Pucker

An anus that hasn’t been widened by anal sex. A tight virgin butthole.

“I was walking down the street and I saw Dirk. I heard he has a tight pucker.”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Shmutza

A shmutza is a Hasidic Jewish male prostitute.

Harry was a good shmutza.. he could always make the men’s asses in Tel Aviv quiver with passion.

by Nerdboy1982! October 22, 2019

Junk Stuffers

Briefs

Good old John needed a giant pair of junk stuffers to wear because he was hung like a horse

by Nerdboy1982! May 21, 2020

Toto

A gay sex position where a guy does a line of meth off another guy’s dick and takes a shit in his mouth.

“Bobby has this amazing way of doing a Toto on me when we watch Queer as Folk”

by Nerdboy1982! October 13, 2019

Turkish handle

A small turban shaped wort has on a large penis.

“Man I was in the John and this old man had a massive Turkish handle!!”
“Gross!!!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019

Arby

A really fat person who eats nothing but fast food.

“Jesus man that woman is a major Arby!”
“She has massive fat cankles!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019