Definitions by Nathan Tiberius

Bleayatch 

What Snoop Dogg uses to clean his clothes.

Person 1: What does Snoop Doggy Dogg use to clean his clothes?
Person 2: Bleayatch

Bleayatch by Nathan Tiberius October 30, 2007

Hamster on a Wheel 

Constantly working hard at something but never getting anything accomplished.

I worked until 9PM last night but it seems like I'm never going to finish it. I feel like a hamster on a wheel.

Hamster on a Wheel by Nathan Tiberius October 30, 2007

Shish 

Short for hashish, a processed form of marijuana.

I got really high after smoking some shish.

Shish by Nathan Tiberius October 28, 2007

Pastram 

Often hunted during the fall in the Northeastern United States, Pastrams are furry little white animals similar in size to possums. Despite being overhunted, the Pastram has shown the abnormal ability to procreate at higher levels during the hunting season. Evidence indicates that they have the innate collective instinct to control their population base. They tend to habitate areas with varying climatic conditions and thrive in vegetative areas with moderate precipitation. Although mostly inland creatures, they have been known to stray towards coastal areas. Genus name is Pastramis Fishicus.

New York has the best pastrami sandwiches because they hunt them upstate and ship them fresh right down to the city. The Carnegie Deli actually hires its own pastram hunters rather than deal with a middle man.

Pastram by Nathan Tiberius October 26, 2007

Torn Up

To have diareah or the runs.

I drank coffee and smoked a cigarette and now I'm all torn up.

Torn Up by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007

Screwball Academy 

The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere

I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."

Screwball Academy by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007

Bcc 

A term used to describe someone who is deceptive or secretive.

You shouldn't talk about her behind her back. That's so Bcc.

Bcc by Nathan Tiberius September 26, 2007