Torn Up

To have diareah or the runs.

I drank coffee and smoked a cigarette and now I'm all torn up.

by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007

Shish

Short for hashish, a processed form of marijuana.

I got really high after smoking some shish.

by Nathan Tiberius October 28, 2007

Bleayatch

What Snoop Dogg uses to clean his clothes.

Person 1: What does Snoop Doggy Dogg use to clean his clothes?
Person 2: Bleayatch

by Nathan Tiberius October 30, 2007

Pastram

Often hunted during the fall in the Northeastern United States, Pastrams are furry little white animals similar in size to possums. Despite being overhunted, the Pastram has shown the abnormal ability to procreate at higher levels during the hunting season. Evidence indicates that they have the innate collective instinct to control their population base. They tend to habitate areas with varying climatic conditions and thrive in vegetative areas with moderate precipitation. Although mostly inland creatures, they have been known to stray towards coastal areas. Genus name is Pastramis Fishicus.

New York has the best pastrami sandwiches because they hunt them upstate and ship them fresh right down to the city. The Carnegie Deli actually hires its own pastram hunters rather than deal with a middle man.

by Nathan Tiberius October 26, 2007

Lower Case Y

The XY chromosome genetically defines the male as heterogometic.

This term implies that someone, or one of their actions, is a little feminine or not quite worthy of full maleness.

The way you jumped over that puddle was very Lower Case Y.

by Nathan Tiberius September 26, 2007

State Penn

When you go to Pennsylvania but you're not happy about it. The implication is that it is like a prison sentence.

I'd rather stay in New York but I have to go to the State Penn this weekend.

by Nathan Tiberius September 07, 2007

Screwball Academy

The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere

I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."

by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007