Pastram

Often hunted during the fall in the Northeastern United States, Pastrams are furry little white animals similar in size to possums. Despite being overhunted, the Pastram has shown the abnormal ability to procreate at higher levels during the hunting season. Evidence indicates that they have the innate collective instinct to control their population base. They tend to habitate areas with varying climatic conditions and thrive in vegetative areas with moderate precipitation. Although mostly inland creatures, they have been known to stray towards coastal areas. Genus name is Pastramis Fishicus.

New York has the best pastrami sandwiches because they hunt them upstate and ship them fresh right down to the city. The Carnegie Deli actually hires its own pastram hunters rather than deal with a middle man.

by Nathan Tiberius October 26, 2007

pastrami mommy

A female with a shredded up, banged out, high mileage vagina.

She had alot going on down there bro, total pastrami mommy to say the least.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

pastra

pastra is a youtuber with the mascot of clyde, aka an ORANGE. FUCKING. SPAGHE-- *gunshots*

also the orange spaghetti gets fucking traumatised by a lanky demon called lankmann real

but yeah pastra mostly does content about horror games/series like fnaf, it steals, walten files and under the lighthouse

his artsyle is cool too

pastra is really fuckin cool /pos

by Neutral_Destiny May 7, 2022

Pastrana Syndrome

Also known simply as insanity. This disorder is so named for action sports/motorsports legend Travis Pastrana for obvious reasons. Symptoms of this disorder vary and may include but are not limited to; the desire to backflip(sometimes multiple times at once) a motocross bike, the desire to jump a rally car 269 feet followed immediately by a backflip from six stories high into the Long Beach harbor, the desire to jump out of an airplane without a parachute on, and (successfully)duplicating Evel Knievel's infamous Caesar's Palace fountain jump.

My buddy tried to hit a double backflip on his bike, i think he has a legit case of Pastrana Syndrome!

by Nigel Bennett November 1, 2020

Travis Pastrana

A beast.

Travis Pastrana,Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Mr Fatheree, Billy Mayes

by thug5149143 June 29, 2009

travis pastrana

A sexy ass, motocross guy. who achieved a double backflip at the x games 12.

Travis Pastrana is the best.

by kandice kool October 25, 2006

travis pastrana

A highly skilled motocross and freestyle rider. Started riding when he was four.

Travis Pastrana just pulled a inverted 360.

by Matt June 26, 2006