Natalie's definitions

assgoblins

little blue critters that live in teapots and come out at night to teabag unsuspecting straight guys

"Man, those assgoblins got me last night"

"those assgoblins had massive balls"

by Natalie December 8, 2003

townie

Townies think there so 'ard' and the queer lads wit trackies hit girls!!

Do ur bit to clean up the streets KILL a townie!!
p.s burn in hell fuckin townies

townie: 'oi slut'
me: 'yer, ok'
townie: 'y u getin lairy u wana fite or wot??'
me: 'wot eva jus get a life!!'
(realises how sad it is and runs to get big brother)

by natalie September 12, 2004

yillan

Comes from the frandomsky heritage. This word is used for a very stupid person.

Kate D. is a yillan. So is my dog. And my shirt.

by Natalie June 28, 2004

the koolest kid bob

Bob is the absolutely coolest kid i know! he's so funny and he's such a sweetie!

i luv my friend bob!!!!

by Natalie April 17, 2005

flirt

Givin' sexpot gestures to that fine ass mo fo in the pimpin fits.

She worried that she would be considered a flirt.

by Natalie December 20, 1999

dirt bag

a guy or girl that fucks anybody and is dirty.

Kristy Byrd is the biggest dirt bag i know.

by natalie November 17, 2004

Malcolmaniac

A die-hard fan of the enormously talented Ryan Malcolm. Malcolmaniacs are those who keep up to date on Ryan's career, buy his albums, attend his concerts, chat on his message board, or anything else that may contibute to supporting his career.

Malcolmaniacs are the best fans a guy could ever ask for!

by Natalie February 15, 2005