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The pleasurable sensation that fizzes through the scrote when almost unbearably sexually excited .
Usually caused when a woman you highly desire plays with your goolies and tickles the back of the sack or the gooch
Imelda teased the fuck outta my ball bag and gave me tingly balls. A second or so later I nutted all over her belly . Fuckin marvellous !
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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skip raker

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Definitive description of a resident of Glasgow or anywhere down the Clyde coast to Greenock and possibly even parts of Ayrshire .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .

She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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Bulbo Baggins

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Play on the name of that irritating little turd Bilbo . Typically used to describe an ill timed full hardon that has little chance of seeing any light of day but will remain cloaked within the confines of ones undergarments and likely go completely to waste .
That fit bitch in Asda was bending over rearranging the bags of frozen peas and her bubble butt totally caught my eye . There I was just pushing my trolley along and I was immediately overcome by a raging Bulbo Baggins in my undercrackers . I mean , it was full of steel . A thing even a cat couldnt scratch . What an absolute waste. I wasnt even able to nip to the shitter to chug one off the wrist because my trolley was three quarters full
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what she’s managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .
Jesus that girl was virtually brain dead .
It’s like dancing with the queen of new Pitsligo
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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fartingflapper

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The FartingFlapper . Particularly applicable to long dangly pissflaps of a well used ladies front bottom. Cuntlips like rashers of bacon.

Monstrous beef curtains .
Dave , that woman’s labia was weird . I grabbed both sides of her fartingflapper and pulled her on like an old welly boot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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The Medicinal Penis

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An excuse given to an unwilling and uncooperative female bedfellow .
Used when she is reluctant to make best use of an urgent tumescent member .

Convince her that the stonker in your pyjamas actually possesses medicinal healing properties and if she would care to suck it or pop it into her love tunnel , then whatever may be ailing the bitch will be almost instantly cured
Imogen complained of several ailments and was cock blocking me for several hours . I did however manage eventually to convince her that 7 inches of throbbing gristle otherwise known as the medicinal penis would be just what the doctor ordered to ease her whining
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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Mr Flibbertyflobbert

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Are you horny Napoleon ?

No, sadly not . I’m at home to Mr Flibbertyflobbert
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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