Napoleon BonerPart's definitions

prefers the flatter shoe

Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees

I bet that fat skinhead bitch prefers the flatter shoe

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Ronson lighter

Rhyming Slang for Shiter, meaning the anal sphincter , or the cigar cutter, or the old balloon knot, the hoop , the tea towel holder etc . Sometimes shortened to just Ronson , in typical Lindon cockney style

The Ronson Lighter

See that idea of me paying for your electric bill ? Well, you can ram that right up your fuckin Ronson .

Ronson Lighter

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

diddy roll

The action of fucking a woman between the tits

She was on the blob and I was needing more than a wank , so she gave me a diddy roll

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater

That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

Tamworth gang

To be a male homosexual .

Derived from a completely gay group of railway workers employed to facilitate track repairs in the Tamworth area of the U.K. midlands . To be “on the Tamworth Gang”

See that effeminate twat over there ? he’s definitely on the Tamworth Gang

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Fudareeka

A pungent smelling womans gash or “fud”
That can be described as “reeking”, giving rise to her being defined as Fudareeka

See her at the corner of the bar there ,

She’s a Fudareeka

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.

Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023