Dancing with the Queen of New Pitsligo

Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what she’s managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .

Jesus that girl was virtually brain dead .
It’s like dancing with the queen of new Pitsligo

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

fartingflapper

The FartingFlapper . Particularly applicable to long dangly pissflaps of a well used ladies front bottom. Cuntlips like rashers of bacon.

Monstrous beef curtains .

Dave , that woman’s labia was weird . I grabbed both sides of her fartingflapper and pulled her on like an old welly boot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

Tamworth gang

To be a male homosexual .

Derived from a completely gay group of railway workers employed to facilitate track repairs in the Tamworth area of the U.K. midlands . To be “on the Tamworth Gang”

See that effeminate twat over there ? he’s definitely on the Tamworth Gang

by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023

Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater

That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023

I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.

Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Fudareeka

A pungent smelling womans gash or “fud”
That can be described as “reeking”, giving rise to her being defined as Fudareeka

See her at the corner of the bar there ,

She’s a Fudareeka

by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023

thrash the head off the bishop

To be engaged in a particularly enthusiastic session of pleasuring one’s self by relaxing in a gentleman’s way

Bollox to this, I’m off to thrash the head off the bishop

by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023