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skip raker

Definitive description of a resident of Glasgow or anywhere down the Clyde coast to Greenock and possibly even parts of Ayrshire .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .

She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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mammarydukeelliots

The tits , the rack , the Winston Bazoomies ,

The dead heat in a zeppelin race , the hooters, the melons , the jugulars, the paps, the jubblies, the dirty pillows, the doodaas,

The chates, the diddys, the breasticles, the fun bags , the gakkies, the headlamps,

I guess you get the idea …
The Mammary Duke-Elliots
Despite being a pretty ancient fossil , Toyah Wilcox has got one fabulous pair of Mammary Duke Elliots

Mammarydukeelliots
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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Disnaeland

Scottish expression for some of the more deprived areas of the country , such as Wester Hailes in Edinburgh , Most of Glasgow , Mid Craigie or Beechwood in Dundee , Manor or Tillydrone , or Torry in Aberdeen and the entirety of Kirkcaldy amongst others - parodying “Disneyland” and based on

disnae pay the rent

disnae pay the electric

disnae pay the Cooncil Tax

Etc etc
Kirkcaldy - or as we know it , Disnaeland
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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boabys helmet

the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat”
Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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Fudareeka

A pungent smelling womans gash or “fud”
That can be described as “reeking”, giving rise to her being defined as Fudareeka
See her at the corner of the bar there ,

She’s a Fudareeka
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater
That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
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Tamworth gang

To be a male homosexual .

Derived from a completely gay group of railway workers employed to facilitate track repairs in the Tamworth area of the U.K. midlands . To be “on the Tamworth Gang”
See that effeminate twat over there ? he’s definitely on the Tamworth Gang
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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