Napoleon BonerPart's definitions

young pig with its ears pinned back

A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member

he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , it’s like a young pig with its ears pinned back

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

filthy concrete

Male Ejaculate . Semen Spunk Sperm

I asked him not to , and to pull out , but that inconsiderate bastard tipped his filthy concrete into my uterus and now I’m probably up the duff

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

rock poodle

Band Member / Musician who’s hair is styled ( still ) in the voluminous and lengthy perm that was typical of the 1980’s .

See that fucker , Michael Bolton - he’s a right Rock Poodle

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

map of bonanza

Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .

Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

how sooty feels

Descriptive expression used to highlight the sensations experienced during a medical rectal examination

Dr: Are you ok Sir ?

Me : Am I fuck OK , now I know how Sooty feels

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

diddy roll

The action of fucking a woman between the tits

She was on the blob and I was needing more than a wank , so she gave me a diddy roll

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

pingus tooter

A particularly “sticky-out” womans fanny , pouting out so distinctly, that it resembles comedy cartoon penguin Pingus tooting beak .

Holy shit ! The vaj on her was sticking out like Pingus Tooter

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023