Shitkickers waltz

The act of sort of ‘shuffling along’ instead of walking properly. Almost as if your shoes are a bit too big for you . Thus resembling someone slightly tamely advancing a relatively solid turd along the sidewalk with their foot or feet . We’ve all seen such half arsed gaits being displayed , mostly by junkies , pissed-up fuckwitts or indeed those individuals that may have in fact , shat in their own clothes .

Dancing the shitkickers waltz
See that lowlife piece of excrement over there , trying to make his way to Lidl , and dancing the shitkickers waltz ?
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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porcelain French horn

The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.
Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,

One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .
For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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Courting a particularly dim witted bitch with a horrifically low IQ and virtually zero experience of the world save for what she’s managed to glean from never having left the backwards village of New Pitsligo in Aberdeenshire , Scotland .
A slapper with the cranial processing ability of a fucking rocking horse .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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logging full bore

The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter
I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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boabys helmet

the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat
Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
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Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
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