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company family

The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.
@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family

Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd

Company family my fucking left bollock
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
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unmitigated buffoonery

Any situation that could conceivably have arisen , where the sheer scale and levels of uttetrly abject stupidity could not have possibly been predicted or indeed legislated for .

This decision is so preposterously overflowing with unmitigated buffoonery that I may have to go and cut out my own brain .
Can you believe the previously unsurpassed level of unmitigated buffoonery that has led to a committee of horrifically incompetent clown shoes re-electing that fucking cretin back into that position ? No wonder fucking lions eat their young
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
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wankstuds

Warts on the hand(s) of a woman, which will abrade against areas of a gentleman’s nudger, should they be engaging in him receiving manual relief from her .
“Ooh them wankstuds aren’t half stimulating my Bishop , Brenda
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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Hoopmeister

A fellow who perhaps “bakes a lighter sponge”

One with a penchant for interfering with the anus of another gent .
See that Tarquin , he’s a proper Hoopmeister, so he is .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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young pig with its ears pinned back

A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member
he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , it’s like a young pig with its ears pinned back
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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filthy concrete

Male Ejaculate . Semen Spunk Sperm
I asked him not to , and to pull out , but that inconsiderate bastard tipped his filthy concrete into my uterus and now I’m probably up the duff
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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