jahandir bandin

Name of a Pakistani swimming pool attendant

Yeah , him up on the high stool with the boat hook .. Jahandir Bandin

by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023

Blofelds Cat

When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat

I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023

diddy roll

The action of fucking a woman between the tits

She was on the blob and I was needing more than a wank , so she gave me a diddy roll

by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023

anoos kahempell

Theatrical name for one’s backside

Oh , Steady on Barty , you are becoming a veritable pain in one’s anoos kahempell

by Napoleon BonerPart May 26, 2023

Fudareeka

A pungent smelling womans gash or “fud”
That can be described as “reeking”, giving rise to her being defined as Fudareeka

See her at the corner of the bar there ,

She’s a Fudareeka

by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023

prefers the flatter shoe

Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees

I bet that fat skinhead bitch prefers the flatter shoe

by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023

mammarydukeelliots

The tits , the rack , the Winston Bazoomies ,

The dead heat in a zeppelin race , the hooters, the melons , the jugulars, the paps, the jubblies, the dirty pillows, the doodaas,

The chates, the diddys, the breasticles, the fun bags , the gakkies, the headlamps,

I guess you get the idea …
The Mammary Duke-Elliots

Despite being a pretty ancient fossil , Toyah Wilcox has got one fabulous pair of Mammary Duke Elliots

Mammarydukeelliots

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023