58 definitions by Napoleon BonerPart
Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”
Somebody like Katie Price for example
Somebody like Katie Price for example
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Scottish request made usually by an optimistic male , requesting to have a feel of a female’s breasticles
( often , but not always , denied )
( often , but not always , denied )
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .
That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Band Member / Musician who’s hair is styled ( still ) in the voluminous and lengthy perm that was typical of the 1980’s .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
The FartingFlapper . Particularly applicable to long dangly pissflaps of a well used ladies front bottom. Cuntlips like rashers of bacon.
Monstrous beef curtains .
Monstrous beef curtains .
Dave , that woman’s labia was weird . I grabbed both sides of her fartingflapper and pulled her on like an old welly boot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023