Naomi's definitions

Well Goff

A phrase used to describe people who try all too hard to be different and alternative. They ususally have websites full of their angst filled poetry, and love to tell others of their "pain".

Goff: "I cry tears of blood, my heart is in the mud."

Naomi: "Jesus christ, you're well goff"

by Naomi September 2, 2004

what to do

a commmon phrase in Israel. means that you`ve tried all the posibilities there are and still cannot find a solution.

we`ve tried Humus, we`ve tried falafel, we`ve tried double-burger with chips, but what to do - we are still hungry

by Naomi March 14, 2005

above and beyond the coated

in hebrew slang - means a great success, far more than what you imagined

my grade is above and beyond the coated

by Naomi March 14, 2005

melted banana

n. caused by naomi costa gag; not to be confused with minted like banans

my milkshake gave him a melted banana

by naomi March 25, 2005

absofuckinglutely

Comes from the first episode of sex & the city.

A combination of the expressions "absolutely" and "fuck yeah" (absofuckinglutely) that means a very firmative yes

Carrie asks Mr. Big if he's ever been in love and he says "absofuckinglutely."

Big often used this term.

by Naomi December 25, 2004

Bogart

To hold onto something for too long when you are supposed to pass it on.

Oh sorry didn't mean to bogart the pipe. Here.

by Naomi December 25, 2004

Back to Narnia

When a homosexual or bisexual "comes out" (of the closet) and then changes their mind and pretends to be straight again. From "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" by C.S Lewis, where you go in the wardrobe (closet) to get to Narnia.

"What happened to your ex, Naomi?"

"Oh, she went back to Narnia."

by Naomi January 23, 2005