Definitions by Nadia

5 second rule 

The supposed amount of time (5 seconds)you have to pick up food after it's been dropped on the ground or floor. Allegedly, the bacteria doesn't get on it before 5 seconds is up so you can still eat it if you pick it up really quickly. Sadly, it's all bullshit and not true but it makes good for justification - mainly so people don't call you gross.

*drops an ice lolly*
"FIVE SECOND RULE!"
*picks it up, brushes it off, sticks in mouth*

5 second rule by Nadia July 9, 2004

note to self 

A way of voicing a mental note when other people are around. It could be a lesson learned, a picked up piece of information, etc.

(After stepping into mud): "Note to self, don't wear Nike shoes in the forest next time!"

note to self by Nadia July 9, 2004

leaky sheiky

Derived from the condom brand 'Sheik'. An expression used to describe a faulty or defective condom that, due to (usually unconcious) puncturing or size problems, well, leaks during intercourse. Usually used in conjuction with a girl getting knocked up.

"You really should get a vasendectomy, one day that leaky sheiky is going to come along and you two will be screwed"

leaky sheiky by Nadia July 9, 2004

Next 

adj.
1) Weird, out of place, odd, different
2) Confusing, nonsensical
Always said with emphasis, perhaps derived from something along the lines of "This is stupid...next!"

1) "What you goin' out with her for, man? She's NEXT, yo"
2) "Yo, guy, this math problem is NEXT"

Next by Nadia July 9, 2004

sketching

Verb
The term for being 'high' on a hallucinogen (Usually Ecstasy)

"Amanda was sketching so bad she drank an entire carton on orange juice"

sketching by Nadia July 9, 2004

irsa 

irsa is my best friend ..
she's soo cool ...
she's laughs and screams ..
she's nachos and jamaica water ..
she's dreams and cigarrtes ..
irsa is always there ...
she's made of clouds and vanilla ..
she's a hug when i'm sad
she's a smile when i'm mad ..
irsa is everything a friend can have ..
it dosent matter if she's happy it dosent matter if she's sad ...
irsa is my best friend the only one i will ever have ....

love u irsa !!!!

wow !! u r soo cool is your name irsa ??

irsa by nadia June 14, 2004

Drake Bell 

Incredibly hot actor and singer. He will come to NY someday and me and my friends are booking him for the night.

Drake Bell is mine...hes really hot. LUV YA!!

Drake Bell by Nadia June 8, 2004