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Halley and Logan

The most perfect soon to be couple! Logan is freakin perfect for Halley!
Ex. Halley and Logan are gonna go out soon!!
Halley and Logan by NN April 4, 2005
A cross between a spade and a knife; a sharp spade
Just pass my spafe and I shall dig my way to the goblin realm!
spafe by nN January 14, 2005
LOLZ, you're such a sp00ner!
sp00ner by nN January 13, 2005
An ugly person. See munter.
Often used as part of the term chubby chunter.
"xxxxxx's mum is a right chunter!"
chunter by nN July 26, 2004

risk wank 

Masturbation when likely to get caught.
See danger wank
Richard, deciding to see what a risk wank was really like, dropped his trousers, shouted "Mum!" and got to work.
risk wank by nN June 1, 2004

scranner 

Child/teenager of low moral fibre, usually clad in sportswear such as Adidas, Nike, Rockport and Kappa, though some dress as skaters. Typical activities include underage drinking, drug taking, burglary, joyriding, shoplifting and vandalism (especially of the public transport system).

Scranners are often found playing truant from school, and when attending they are often disruptive and usually reside in the bottom sets due to their chronic inability to do any work.

Males are often arrested by the age of 16. For femailes replace "arrested" with "pregnant" though it is not uncommon for females to be arrested too.

Origin; it is unknown exactly where are when the word was coined, but it emerged in North-West Leeds, UK, in the mid/late 1990s.

Synonyms; scally chav kappa slapper townie
If he calls me a scranner again I'm gonna batter him, then I'm gonna go get smashed, rob someone and buy some drugs!
scranner by nN June 1, 2004

dirty dickin' 

When a guy has sex with a girl while she is on her period.
I don't think they had sex unless he was dirty dickin' cause she has her period.
dirty dickin' by nn April 22, 2004