NICk's definitions
An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.
The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:
1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".
2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:
1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".
2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.
I know - I will call a meeting!
I know - I will call a meeting!
by Nick July 22, 2004
Get the meetingmug. (n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.
Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.
Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.
by nick June 16, 2006
Get the barfunkelmug. 
by Nick December 13, 2004
Get the Sernamug. 
a die-hard baseball fan who is used to losing, especially against the Yankees. Thier team made it to the world series four times, but thier record is 2-2
by nick May 13, 2005
Get the mets fanmug.