A Final Fantasy

An act where a hospital hires a whore for a dying patient for 3 hours. No more, no less.

Mrs. Ramsey only had 3 days to live, so Suburban General Hospital granted her a final fantasy.

by Nick December 20, 2004

costas

noun; name of a person who is greek

also see fucktard, fuck tard, newb, jackhole, lil jon

costas: urbandictionary is a good search engine! omgooz
nick: dude, you're an idiot.

by nick August 27, 2004

c-bus

Columbus, ohio - local slang.

Gonna catch a concert in c-bus tonight.

by Nick June 27, 2004

barfunkel

(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.

Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.

woah... just took a piss and had a crazy barfunkel

by nick June 16, 2006

laxtitute

a. someone who sleeps with lacrosse players frequently

b. a girl who whores herself out to lacrosse players

"Dude, she is an f'n laxtitute, se has slept with half our team"

by Nick March 21, 2005

Homewrecker

Wrecking a home. Breaking somebody's cell phone and sending them to military school.

...Beale who's cell phone is this?
-I duno?
...Matt Fink huh? waiiit doesn't Gill hate him?
....BOOM

by Nick April 06, 2005

Salty

When something sucks; An unfortunate situation.

Your car got stolen? Salty...

by Nick August 24, 2003