NCdubmixer's definitions

culinary columbine

A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.

His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.

by NCdubmixer November 21, 2009

t.m.i. TMZ

When someone shares too much personal information about someone else's private life when gossiping.

Coworker #1: "Did you hear about Adam?"

Coworker #2: "No, what happened?"

Coworker #1: "He got an STD from a girl he met on Myspace."

Coworker #2: "t.m.i. TMZ - I don't need or want to know that."

by NCdubmixer February 18, 2011

whowee

Emotionless phrase uttered by hillbillys and country folk when something has happened that's beyond belief or comprehension.

Jeff saw his buddy's girlfriend out with another guy.

He turned and said, "whowee, there's gonna be trouble when she gets home"

by NCdubmixer October 7, 2014

nonprofit nod

When attending a training or conference, and whenever the speaker says something, the crowd nods knowingly and approvingly in unison.

It's a way to appear engaged without learning a god damn thing because nothing of substance is being offered.

The speaker goes on thinking he has made a difference, and the crowd goes home feeling like they are a part of something bigger.

Dan sat thru another wasted day at the conference. Realizing when he left, all that got accomplished was a handful of nonprofit nods to make everyone feel good.

by ncdubmixer December 2, 2014

Creep Cred

Being creepy to the point where it becomes a noteworthy trait.

"Mary unfriended Chris on facebook. She went so far as to block Jim."
"Yeah, Jim's def got Creep Cred is she blocked him!"

by ncdubmixer December 16, 2014

digital privalege

Growing up w/ tech at your fingertips and wasting life bitching about SJW topics.

Lazy ass kids can’t relate. They’ve had internet and social media.

We had the library, no internet and card catalogs.

They CLEARLY have digital privalege!

by NCdubmixer October 15, 2019

calendar cute

When a kid is so cute that all their pictures look calendar worthy.

Yeah. That kid's adorable ... he's calendar cute!

by NCdubmixer February 23, 2011