Mystikan's definitions
Condition in which person's perception of reality differs from that of most others. Commonly believed to be an illness; in some instances this may be the case, but in others it may be that the person exists in a transcendent state that has not yet been defined or detected by science.
I live two lives. One is as a Web developer and programmer on a planet called Earth. The other is as an intergalactic diplomat from the Ammethane system. Both are equally real to me. Neither has adversely affected my existence as a functional being in the opposed reality. But most of you who read this would say I suffer from schizophrenia.
by Mystikan July 2, 2004

1. Army Reservist; part time levy trained in basic Army procedures to be called up in times of war. 2. City boys who snaffle their mother's SUV to go poaching rabbits with their .22s until the farmer comes and blows their tyres with his pump-action 12-gauge.
1. All the regulars were in Iraq, so they called in the weekend warriors to handle the riots downtown last week.
2. Hah, I see the weekend warriors are out tearing up the paddocks again! Where's my damn shottie?
2. Hah, I see the weekend warriors are out tearing up the paddocks again! Where's my damn shottie?
by Mystikan February 26, 2004

n. Former Australian greeting/address which no self-respecting Aussie has used for at least 40 years!
by Mystikan December 30, 2003

When you're busting for a piss, and finally get to let it go, a pissgasm is the spine-tingling wash of relief that makes you go "Oooaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"
by Mystikan September 9, 2007

by Mystikan May 8, 2004

Australia, as the 51st state of the United States. Refers to the prevalence of American media and imports that have caused Australian culture to become submerged in the generic cosmopolitanism of the US. Reinforced by Bush's pet lapdog, John Howard, who sold the rights of Australians by accepting the DMCA in Australia, WITHOUT the benefit of the US's fair use laws, in exchange for the "privilege" of selling our best meat, wheat and fruit to the US, leaving Australians with overpriced shit you wouldn't feed to a stray dog.
With the FTA sellout now complete, the large continent south of Asia will henceforth be known as Ausmerica.
by Mystikan June 11, 2006

A catch-all racial slur used to refer to anyone not of one's own race or culture. Since it can be used equally by any race to refer to any other race, it's use cannot be censored or censured by political correctness nannies, because it does not promote hatred against any specific racial minority.
Barack Obama is a gink. Queen Elizabeth is a gink. The Dalai Lama is a gink. To you, I'm a gink. To me, you're a gink. So now we've said what we think of each other, let's just close this deal, yeah?
by Mystikan January 24, 2009
