11 definitions by Myownbestdonkey

8
A bitch who sticks hairbrushes in her anus
Did hear ole girl stuck a brush in her butt?
Yah bro who hasn't heard of brushindabooty
by Myownbestdonkey September 05, 2019
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9
An extreme form of catfishing where the cat fisher is big nasty ugly scary hairy just jesus christ beyond catfish the sea cows of fake profiles god awful stinky hoes that make blind children cry but was clever enough to get your dumbass in the DMs and over to her place and you might as well of walked into a musty booty cave with a lurching manatee you is not even aware of how nasty they are and isn't even fucked up about the exact opposite in like profile that aint her like would just accept that and join the manatee colony
Yo that girl ive been talking to ya know the sexy one

Yah what's good

I'm going to see her tonight

Bet

(Later that night)

Howd it go bro

AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH

wtf happened you get catfished?

Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)

Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....

(Dies)
by Myownbestdonkey September 05, 2019
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10
When you thought the odds where in your favor and you end up worse off then you where from the game craps hit dice means you crapped out shit out of luck etc
Did you get laid last night bruh

Nah bruh hit dice
by Myownbestdonkey September 06, 2019
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When you thought the odds where in your favor and you end up worse off then you where from the game craps hit dice means you crapped out shit out of luck etc
Did you get laid last night bruh

Nah bruh hit dice
by Myownbestdonkey September 06, 2019
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