Definitions by Myownbestdonkey
Doneski
When someone does to mich drugs or drinks to much partys too hard and out of left field pukes and passes out hard and cannot be woken up
Homeboy drank that whole bottle disappeared we found him passed out outside in his puke..that boy is doneski
Doneski by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019
Manateed
An extreme form of catfishing where the cat fisher is big nasty ugly scary hairy just jesus christ beyond catfish the sea cows of fake profiles god awful stinky hoes that make blind children cry but was clever enough to get your dumbass in the DMs and over to her place and you might as well of walked into a musty booty cave with a lurching manatee you is not even aware of how nasty they are and isn't even fucked up about the exact opposite in like profile that aint her like would just accept that and join the manatee colony
Yo that girl ive been talking to ya know the sexy one
Yah what's good
I'm going to see her tonight
Bet
(Later that night)
Howd it go bro
AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH
wtf happened you get catfished?
Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)
Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....
(Dies)
Yah what's good
I'm going to see her tonight
Bet
(Later that night)
Howd it go bro
AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH
wtf happened you get catfished?
Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)
Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....
(Dies)
Manateed by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019