rigor mortis

the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.

by My May 12, 2003

prison sex

the act of homosexual intercourse performed without the aid of lubrication.

Don't pick up the soap without your back to the wall lads.

by My May 12, 2003

prok

mispelling on the word 'pork' often performed by nob jobs whilst in the act of tromboning

taste my prok sword baby!

by My June 11, 2003

netto shopper

english version of K-mart shopper

by My May 14, 2003

chomp

to engage in rough oral sex

The bitch chomped me nuts till I passed out

by My May 09, 2003

cheapy chomper

1: A frugal misanthropist

2: An overly economical person, often at the expense of their own interests

Give us a quid you cheapy chomper.

by My May 09, 2003

spaz

short for spastic - derogatory term attributed to a person who has trouble controlling his or her limbs, a clumsy bugger

I don't want to go jogging thanks, I'd rather not look like a spazzy baboon

by my May 12, 2003