A dude who tells all his friends he's fucking a girl, but it's really the same girl he was fucking last year and he's just calling her a different name
Barry is such a Paige Turner, said he was fucking Pamela but is was really Randi, just like last year. Cuz that's the only puss he can get
by Mr.nj April 14, 2017
Get the Paige Turner mug.Why can't Jake get any action? He's a pretty nice dude and seems to do everything right but the guy can't get laid for shit. It's a real head scratcher...
by Mr.nj April 16, 2017
Get the Head Scratcher mug.When an individual sexually pleasures him/herself in a room (usually a dorm room) with another person in it, but the other person doesn't know. Typically the person that doesn't know is asleep or drunk.
Girl 1: Hey roommate, if a tree falls in the woods but nobody hears it, does it really make a sound?
Girl 2: Bitch don't get all philosophical n shit on me I know you fucked yourself last night.
Girl 1: fml
Girl 2: Bitch don't get all philosophical n shit on me I know you fucked yourself last night.
Girl 1: fml
by Mr.nj June 13, 2016
Get the Tree Falls in the Woods mug.A wannabe hoe who's afraid of being in a relationship. She spends as long as she can drawing a guy in and leading him on, making him think she's "the one," but then once the guy makes a move she goes apeshit on him, rejects him hard, and makes him feel like a fucking piece of shit loser.
Guy 1: "Hey how'd things go with that chick you've been crazy about for the last month?"
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."
by Mr.nj April 16, 2017
Get the Stale Gumball mug.When a nerdy ass white dude hasn't gotten any pussy in the 40 years of his existence but somehow finds some fugly Chinese lady to marry him. Called Drain Trap because she kept him from falling into eternal virginity.
Guy 1: I'm so happy for Bert. The guy hasn't even talked to a girl since freshman year of college but he and Sung-Ling just found each other.
Guy 2: Classic Drain Trap, look it up.
Guy 2: Classic Drain Trap, look it up.
by Mr.nj February 26, 2019
Get the Drain Trap mug.A school full of rich spoiled cunts that love to fuck up meaningful and authentic relationships. They may intern on capital hill to learn politics, but in reality they are pulling some Monica Lewinsky shit. But they are too pussy to actually suck dick. FYI half of them have syphilis.
Guy 1: Hey bro I matched with this hoe on tinder and she’s a senior at Madeira gonna go see her she looks hot af.
Guy 2: NO. FUCK NO. DO NOT DO THAT. SHES A STANKY PRUDE AND WILL NOT PUT OUT. RED FLAG ABORT ABORT
Guy 2: NO. FUCK NO. DO NOT DO THAT. SHES A STANKY PRUDE AND WILL NOT PUT OUT. RED FLAG ABORT ABORT
by Mr.nj May 28, 2018
Get the Madeira mug.Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
by Mr.nj June 13, 2016
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