A subgenre of "nice guys" that tries too hard to be in touch with their feminine side or pretends to like things like K-Pop, tote bags, reading, matcha, Laufey, or the like to improve their popularity with girls. This will often mean ditching their true selves to put up a facade for their partner 24/7 and may lead to strain in relationships when their partner learns that he was only acting in that manner to get some action.
Guy 1: "OMG, you wanna go to the salon and listen to Clairo later? We could go get matcha after that."
Guy 2: "mf didn't you cheat on your last girlfriend a week ago?? You're such a Performative Male."
Guy 2: "mf didn't you cheat on your last girlfriend a week ago?? You're such a Performative Male."
by Mr. Defender July 14, 2025
To swiftly perform an action, disregarding any potential risks and consequences that may come with doing said action.
Person 1: This test is hard as shit, how am I supposed to finish it within 10 minutes?
Person 2: Just hog-ball it bro, trust me
Person 1: Why not, let's do this
*Person 1 completes the remaining test questions in under a minute, not knowing all the answers he picked were wrong.*
Person 2: Just hog-ball it bro, trust me
Person 1: Why not, let's do this
*Person 1 completes the remaining test questions in under a minute, not knowing all the answers he picked were wrong.*
by Mr. Defender January 14, 2025
Guy 1: "Hey, you hear about the new guy who moved in?"
Guy: "The guy from yesterday? He used to be a Tabby Bee."
Guy: "The guy from yesterday? He used to be a Tabby Bee."
by Mr. Defender May 23, 2022
A derogatory term used to imply that the manga/anime One Piece is "mid" or mediocre. Often used against avid One Piece fans.
This is the least biased entry for "Mid Piece" on this site.
This is the least biased entry for "Mid Piece" on this site.
by Mr. Defender June 15, 2022
A joke phrase often said in the One Piece. Used to make fun of people that make wild claims or get information completely wrong.
Alternative versions include "Bro watched Clorox" (Bleach) and "Bro watched Boruto" (Naruto).
Alternative versions include "Bro watched Clorox" (Bleach) and "Bro watched Boruto" (Naruto).
by Mr. Defender September 09, 2022
Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!
Hey! That's a half-truth!
Hey! That's a half-truth!
by Mr. Defender June 11, 2022