Definitions by Mr. Defender

Snow Puppy

The male counterpart to the snow bunny, a snow puppy is a man (usually white) who strongly prefers or exclusively dates or has sex with black women.

Guy 1: "I don't think I've ever seen him date a girl who wasn't black."

Guy 2: "Who, Tyler? He's a total Snow Puppy."

Snow Puppy by Mr. Defender June 11, 2026

Ragemonger

To incite or spew out inflammatory rhetoric for the purpose of angering a person or a group of people, thereby creating conflict and instigating mayhem.

How does anyone fall for Donald Trump's ragemonger bullshit?

Ragemonger by Mr. Defender March 27, 2026

Performative Male

A subgenre of "nice guys" that tries too hard to be in touch with their feminine side or pretends to like things like K-Pop, tote bags, reading, matcha, Laufey, or the like to improve their popularity with girls. This will often mean ditching their true selves to put up a facade for their partner 24/7 and may lead to strain in relationships when their partner learns that he was only acting in that manner to get some action.

Guy 1: "OMG, you wanna go to the salon and listen to Clairo later? We could go get matcha after that."

Guy 2: "mf didn't you cheat on your last girlfriend a week ago?? You're such a Performative Male."

Performative Male by Mr. Defender July 14, 2025

Hog-ball 

To swiftly perform an action, disregarding any potential risks and consequences that may come with doing said action.

Person 1: This test is hard as shit, how am I supposed to finish it within 10 minutes?

Person 2: Just hog-ball it bro, trust me

Person 1: Why not, let's do this

*Person 1 completes the remaining test questions in under a minute, not knowing all the answers he picked were wrong.*

Hog-ball by Mr. Defender January 14, 2025

Bro Watched Two Piece

A joke phrase often said in the One Piece. Used to make fun of people that make wild claims or get information completely wrong.

Alternative versions include "Bro watched Clorox" (Bleach) and "Bro watched Boruto" (Naruto).

Guy 1: Luffy's gear 5th is so strong he can solo the admirals.

Guy 2: Bro watched two piece.

Bro Watched Two Piece by Mr. Defender September 9, 2022

Mid Piece 

A derogatory term used to imply that the manga/anime One Piece is "mid" or mediocre. Often used against avid One Piece fans.

This is the least biased entry for "Mid Piece" on this site.

Guy 1: One Piece? More like Mid Piece!

Guy 2: Cool, but that's like, your opinion man.

Mid Piece by Mr. Defender June 15, 2022

Sexual Powers 

What Homer Simpson believes he gets when he sleeps naked in a oxygen tent.

Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

Hey! That's a half-truth!

Sexual Powers by Mr. Defender June 11, 2022