Moose's definitions

ROTFLMAO

1. Abbreviated form of Rotten Flamingo (if spelled oddly)
2. Chat/MSG speak for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off." For the insanely lazy and long-winded.

1. Look at that plastic ROTFLMAO in that yard.

2. ROTFLMAO!!!! You are SOOOO funny!

by Moose September 24, 2003

nun

Magical women with the power of flight who majored in Art History in college and enjoy discussing/displaying bawdy and ribald paintings.

That flying nun sure does love Baroque art.

by Moose September 24, 2003

breasts

Wonderful headrests attached to women's chests.

I love resting my head on breasts.

by Moose September 24, 2003

just good friends

A polite way of saying "I don't want to fuck you."

SHE SAYS: "Oh, Mark and I are just good friends"

SHE MEANS: "I won't touch him - he sickens me"

by Moose July 12, 2004

h0x0r

1337 for hacker. also |-|0x0|2

1 15 4 1337 h0x0r<---- I is a leet hacker-Leet speak

by Moose July 19, 2004

Squirrel Covers

A pair of womens' panties. A woman's bush is hairy like a squirrel, hence, why they call them squirrel covers.

I want to sniff her sweet smelling squirrel covers.

by Moose August 30, 2004

Cum Sack

A woman's belly pooch.

"Look at the cum sack on that gal."

by Moose August 30, 2004