Moose's definitions

Cum Sack

A woman's belly pooch.

"Look at the cum sack on that gal."

by Moose August 30, 2004

fasnerfis

The little (or large) ball of lint fluff which collects in a persons belly button

Man you could knit a sweater with that much fasnerfis!

by moose May 5, 2004

moogle

The illegitamate offspring of Dougle from The Magic Roundabout and a cow.

(D+C)x X
--------- = Moogle.
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by Moose November 17, 2003

Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.

The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?

by Moose September 23, 2003

The Fist of the North Star

The greatest man to ever live. He walks arround breaking people's faces and causing various limbs on his victims to explode (also known as Fisting). Do not fuck with his shit, or he will Fist you. Based on the greatest anime ever.

If you say one more thing to me, I will Fist you like The Fist of the North Star.

by Moose April 22, 2005

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

scrog

1: To grab another person in a headlock and noogie them until they beg for mercy.

2: Cider Dregs.

1: *noogie noogie noogie*

by Moose November 17, 2003