Moose's definitions

scrog

1: To grab another person in a headlock and noogie them until they beg for mercy.

2: Cider Dregs.

1: *noogie noogie noogie*

by Moose November 17, 2003

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

BOB-FOC

Body Off Baywatch - Face Off Crimewatch. A female with a splendid figure but a face like a bag of spanners

JEEEEZ thats a right BOBFOC over there

by Moose September 19, 2003

free speech

Nothing more than an illusion.

Most people think they have free speech, but they don't.

by Moose September 23, 2003

blue october

Texas-based band whose albums include:
"The Answers"
"Consent to Treatment"
"History for Sale"
and "Foiled"
The band is known for it's emotional lyrics, outstanding vocals, and often experimental sound, ranging from hard-hitting rock to almost electronic beats.

Blue October Band Members:
Justin Furstenfeld: lead vocals/guitar
CB Hudson: guitars/vocals
Ryan Delahoussaye: violin/mandolin/piano/vocals
Matt Noveskey: bass/vocals
Jeremy Furstenfeld: drums/vocals

by Moose June 18, 2006

Quagmire

a stupid and petty little group of children who seems to think these definitions he puts up here are meant to make us feel bad. just save it. you're all pathetic.

go superquagmire! awayy! omg, you're all such cocks,james, joe, simon, luke, craig, and mike. you know who you are, now go away you cock sucking, pony humping pricks.

by moose February 10, 2005

SWK

Refers to the Star Wars Kid who made
the video of himself fighting like Darth Maul. Can also refer to any extreme Star Wars fan.

That guy has got nothing on the SWK.

by Moose July 24, 2003