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Definitions by Moose

Quagmire 

a stupid and petty little group of children who seems to think these definitions he puts up here are meant to make us feel bad. just save it. you're all pathetic.
go superquagmire! awayy! omg, you're all such cocks,james, joe, simon, luke, craig, and mike. you know who you are, now go away you cock sucking, pony humping pricks.
Quagmire by moose February 10, 2005
The Abercrombie shirt had a moose on it.
moose by Moose January 24, 2005

Stoned Raiders

S.R. more experianced than your potheads more of a connoisseur of the herb smoking weed always fat 6-10 times a day :prefernce bluntz
theres those S.R. pimps smokin large
Stoned Raiders by moose January 7, 2005

Cheerleaders 

Girls that can't play sports so they yell at games and annot those who can play sports. Can be spotted because their skirts go up their asses.
Those cheerleaders are so skanky and sluty, I want to kill them all!
Cheerleaders by Moose January 2, 2005
the greastest dude in our grade. uh, he has a mustache!
vancosky by Moose November 18, 2004
To "bottle" is to force someone to vacate a stage during a public performance, by throwing a hail of drink bottles at them. A variation is to piss in said bottles first. Popular at the Reading Festival.
Dude! 50 Cent got totally bottled at the Reading Festival.
bottle by Moose September 9, 2004

Squirrel Covers 

A pair of womens' panties. A woman's bush is hairy like a squirrel, hence, why they call them squirrel covers.
I want to sniff her sweet smelling squirrel covers.
Squirrel Covers by Moose August 30, 2004