BOB-FOC

Body Off Baywatch - Face Off Crimewatch. A female with a splendid figure but a face like a bag of spanners

JEEEEZ thats a right BOBFOC over there

by Moose September 19, 2003

verp

When you berp and some vomit comes up with it.

BUUUURRRRhuuummmm Oh gross that was a verp

by Moose June 12, 2004

shitnuts

When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag.

I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip.

by Moose February 20, 2005

vancosky

the greastest dude in our grade. uh, he has a mustache!

tim is hotter than your mom

by Moose November 18, 2004

Cleveland steamroom

The result of taking a shit into a laundry drier and setting it on high heat.

Before I left that dumb bitch's house I turned her laundry room into a cleveland steam room!

by Moose September 21, 2003

unicorn

Tasty with A1 sauce, grilled over an open flame.

Mmmmm, this Unicorn is very tender.

by Moose September 23, 2003

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003