Moose's definitions

just good friends

A polite way of saying "I don't want to fuck you."

SHE SAYS: "Oh, Mark and I are just good friends"

SHE MEANS: "I won't touch him - he sickens me"

by Moose July 12, 2004

bottle

To "bottle" is to force someone to vacate a stage during a public performance, by throwing a hail of drink bottles at them. A variation is to piss in said bottles first. Popular at the Reading Festival.

Dude! 50 Cent got totally bottled at the Reading Festival.

by Moose September 9, 2004

gravemind

A huge plant like thing, made of a collection of Flood. many think that this actually controls the flood, but it isn't a fact. Graveminds form when the flood has been released on a planet (in this case Delta Halo)for long enough, and is probably the collective minds of everything that is taken by the flood. the "keyes blob" from the original halo was probably an early gravemind. He tricked John (Master Chief for n00bs) and the Arbitor, and took a ship to High Charity. In the end, he asks the rampant Cortanasome questions. Cortana is such a whore.

"I am a monument to your sins."-GM

by Moose April 24, 2005

bode bomber

A noun meaning someone who acts like a complete tool.

Scot Frink is the biggest bode bomber I know.

by Moose April 22, 2005

Mongolian Fire Oil

A cooking oil used in eastern dishes to add a spiced flavor without using whole, sliced, or dried peppers which can burn.

by Moose September 23, 2003

fasnerfis

The little (or large) ball of lint fluff which collects in a persons belly button

Man you could knit a sweater with that much fasnerfis!

by moose May 5, 2004

Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.

The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?

by Moose September 23, 2003