Moose's definitions

Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.

The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?

by Moose September 23, 2003

free speech

Nothing more than an illusion.

Most people think they have free speech, but they don't.

by Moose September 23, 2003

unicorn

Tasty with A1 sauce, grilled over an open flame.

Mmmmm, this Unicorn is very tender.

by Moose September 23, 2003

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

Mongolian Fire Oil

A cooking oil used in eastern dishes to add a spiced flavor without using whole, sliced, or dried peppers which can burn.

by Moose September 23, 2003

save the world

Euphemism used to describe the act of urination. i.e. To bust a mad piss.

That coffee really ran through me, I need to save the world.

by Moose September 24, 2003

pinche

Used to confuse those who do not understand spanish while you are cursing at them. Often mixed with english to provide this effect.

Hey, go to hell you pinche faggot.

by Moose September 24, 2003