Fagmentous

Twisted homosexual situation.

'Introducing Your Transvestite Brother Who Is Now Your Sister To Your Heterosexual Wife= A Fagmentous Occasion

by Moof April 04, 2005

lezzer

A lesbian.

"She's a right old lezzer"

by moof July 11, 2003

Rittard

An entertaining person with erratic hand motions.

That politition is very animated, what a rittard.

by Moof January 07, 2019

doink

The act of hitting someone in the balls.

Dobson was being a dillhole, so I doinked him, and now he has ovaries.

by Moof September 03, 2003

chick magnet

A desirable car which impresses the ladies.

"This car is a chick magnet"

by moof July 11, 2003

the ladies

Females. Specifically, all hot females between the ages of consent and milf, collectively.

"That augmentation I got done is a big hit with the ladies."

by moof July 11, 2003

coming of age

Used in papers you know noting about, yet mutually respected as a legitimate answer by english teachers everywhere, because they are too afraid to admit they don't know what the ever popular phrase actually means

It was a coming of age novel about Bestiality. And a young boy. Fucktard.

by Moof September 03, 2003