Monty Park's definitions

Welch wedge

The epic wedgie a teenage boy would get for wearing a Jack Welch suit to school.

I'd wear it to school, but who needs a Welch wedge?

by Monty Park August 5, 2009

Declezville

A village in California and a suburb of Riverside. A blighted wasteland of junkyards and trucking facilities believed by many to be a portal to hell, and in grave danger of being swallowed up by Fontucky.

"Declezville, CA, 92337"

by Monty Park June 22, 2009

North Lake

A collection of neighborhoods northeast of downtown Pasadena, California. This area has long been home to the Pasadena redneck bloc, consisting mainly of Cajuns, Cubans, Italians, and Beck; though there are a good deal of Oreos, Salvadorans. The area is also a hotbed of rude boy culture.

If you want some idea of what North Lake is like, just listen to the song "Loser."

Rich people from Oak Knoll have been afraid to drive through this area since the early '70s.

"I have to go to this party in North Lake."
"Do you have a gun?"

by Monty Park June 22, 2009

Deep Southwest

New Mexico, Arizona, and Southern California - an area typically more conservative than the rest of the southwestern region (with the obvious exception of Utah), and, paradoxically, with closer ties to Mexico.

"Even though burritos were invented in San Francisco, it is not considered to be part of the deep southwest."

by Monty Park June 24, 2009

Callback

A joke that references an earlier joke, popularized by the TV show Arrested Development.

Great, more hand-loss callbacks...

by Monty Park June 26, 2009

Mouth-Love

Oral sex. The phrase was popularized by a call-in segment on The Young Turks in July of 2009.

George Bush was getting mouth-love in the White House, the only difference was it was his wife!

by Monty Park July 2, 2009

Gipture

The second coming of Ronald Reagan.

If I interpret my Republican prophesies correctly, we will see the second coming of Reagan! The Gipture!

by Monty Park July 3, 2009