Monkeyfuck McGrew's definitions

picklesmoocher

A person who sucks cock.

Bob in Sales is such a picklesmoocher.

by Monkeyfuck McGrew December 8, 2004

Fuckin' Grimace

To do something so inherently stupid, yet your friends choose not to alienate you from the group and resort to summing up the scenario with this comment.

"He bought the truck, then two days later ran it into a light pole and totalled it when he was drunk."

"Fuckin' Grimace!"

by Monkeyfuck McGrew December 8, 2004

man mayoed

Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"

"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

bbq justice

When poetic/kharmic/lawful justice is administered to a high-profile personality or public servant that usually garners little or no sympathy from the Average Joe. Term derived from using the word "roasted" in it's context.

They roasted VP Dick Cheney for his involvement in offering no-bid contracts to Halliburton and are moving to impeach. THAT's BBQ Justice!

by Monkeyfuck McGrew October 14, 2005

spank 'n sniff

To jerk off, fling the goo and smell your hand.

I just caught some pictures of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. It's time to go home and give it the old spank 'n sniff.

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

The Bad Hole

The anus, asshole, bunghole - in sexual terms.

"I heard at poker that Tammy takes it in the bad hole!"

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

Frankensteined

The combination of two or more similar elements into one cohesive idea, image or item that appears seemless in presentation.

"Taking two different photographs of the same model, he Frankensteined that lingerie ad into the perfect pose!"

by Monkeyfuck McGrew September 24, 2005