69 definitions by Mojo Maniac
by Mojo Maniac July 22, 2008
This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.
Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.
by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008
by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008
This is a name given to weed that isn't very good but the dealer calls it this to make you want buy it anyway.
Dealer:Hey Bro, I have this weed called Comershmicon and it's only 50 dollars a half ounce.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.
by Mojo Maniac July 18, 2008
Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.
by Mojo Maniac July 21, 2008
I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.
by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008
To dominate a Step Competition by clapping, stomping, and making noise on the body to make a beat with a whole group of people. Mostly with Black Sor. and Frats.
by Mojo Maniac July 10, 2008