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A reference to a balding hispanic male. Reference to a receding hair line usually immune to interventions such as hair follicle implants. May also refer to early onset gynecomastia.
Being an oscar is not all bad, at least I don't have to pay for haircuts.
by MoistCrevice July 12, 2020
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An injury of the knee and ankles that occurs when a small person out dribbles an adult male playing defense. The michaeled injury can be devastating and leave sufferers more unathletic than they already were.
Dammit, that tumble weed blew across me so fast I fell out of my shoes and michaeled my ankles.
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Reference to a pussywhipped male. Jaimes may wear pants, like capris, but their spouses wear the real trousers. Plural of jaime is jaimen.
I haven't seen him in months, ever since he got married he became such a jaime.
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A make-believe girlfriend. A women of interest who doesn't exist. An invisible love interest.
The homie says he's talking to a girl, but shes a total rancho.
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Gerard is a term used to define an adult male virgin without athletic skills.
Do you remember that movie, "The 40 Year Old Virgin?" Turns out he is a Gerard in real life, too.
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Generally used as a verb for travelling on a mystical journey outside the universe or through another dimension with the aid of psychedelics.
I akramed hardcore and woke up with a dragon and a unicorn pulling down my trousers
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Abbreviation for an inland empire, The IE is often used to define a geographical location comprised of barren desert, an absence of living things, and an area of minimal infrastructure such as lacking electricity, plumbing and roads.
Early southwestern settlers predating the 20th century had to survive conditions of a land that can only be defined as The IE, though these conditions still persist to present day requiring inhabitants to travel by lifted truck.
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