7 definitions by MoistCrevice
A reference to a balding hispanic male. Reference to a receding hair line usually immune to interventions such as hair follicle implants. May also refer to early onset gynecomastia.
by MoistCrevice July 12, 2020
An injury of the knee and ankles that occurs when a small person out dribbles an adult male playing defense. The michaeled injury can be devastating and leave sufferers more unathletic than they already were.
by MoistCrevice July 13, 2020
Reference to a pussywhipped male. Jaimes may wear pants, like capris, but their spouses wear the real trousers. Plural of jaime is jaimen.
by MoistCrevice July 12, 2020
by MoistCrevice July 12, 2020
by MoistCrevice July 13, 2020
Generally used as a verb for travelling on a mystical journey outside the universe or through another dimension with the aid of psychedelics.
by MoistCrevice July 12, 2020
Abbreviation for an inland empire, The IE is often used to define a geographical location comprised of barren desert, an absence of living things, and an area of minimal infrastructure such as lacking electricity, plumbing and roads.
Early southwestern settlers predating the 20th century had to survive conditions of a land that can only be defined as The IE, though these conditions still persist to present day requiring inhabitants to travel by lifted truck.
by MoistCrevice July 12, 2020