MoFo's definitions

macintosh

What sensible people have

I own a Macintosh

by mofo March 11, 2004

sockpuppet

A person you wipe your jizz on after u jack off, or get jacked off.

Yeah i used that bitch as my sockpuppet!

by mofo April 1, 2003

Havana Affair

When a slut bitch type ho is gettin penetrated in her ass and twat at the same time by 2 different cocks, or a cock and a dildo, or 2 dildos.

I'll do her ass while you fuck her twat!

by Mofo January 24, 2004

dilt

when your dick is so same it is not Physically possible for you to wank

mum get me the tweezers

by mofo May 27, 2003

BBD

Big Bowl of Dick

Synonomis with Hole in the head

I can use another crappy gift from my relatives about as much as a Big Bowl of Dick.

by mofo August 5, 2004

stinky on your hang-down

1. (adj) To have either unwashed genitals.
2. To state someone's state of mind when they are in a particularly bad mood.

History: I came up with this saying in 2000 while in pharmacy school. I was watching a video on female S.T.D.'s.

1. Yes I smell that funk. I think you have a little stinky on your hang-down.

2. Don't bitch at me because you have stinky on your hang-down.

by MoFo January 20, 2005

sweendogg

Used when describing a cool ass mofo

"Yo, Sweendogg!!!!"

by mofo July 3, 2004