Mister D's definitions

school slut day

October 31st at WHS, also know as halloween. All of the popular girls (mostly cheerleaders) use this day as an excuse to dress up in very slutty costumes.

Examples From Halloween '04: naughty nurses, angels, devils, genies, and costumes invovling fish net stockings

Rob: HOLY SHIT! Did you see the naughty nurses?
Matt: OH Yea! I would tap their asses any day.
Rob: I'm gonna go look again.

by Mister D November 6, 2004

The Power Outage Technique

When one pulls the big black cord out of another's computer, resulting in power failure and a pissed off victim. This technique allows one to elimintate all unsaved data in computer apps.

Chris: Oh, SHIT! My lucky dime fell behind anal romer's computer.
Anal: Don't even try it!

by Mister D December 17, 2004

The Sleepy Kid

The kid on my bus who falls asleep.

No one wakes up the sleepy kid.

by Mister D December 1, 2004

V-card

A person's virginity

Rob: I almost lost my V-card last night.
Devon: Oh, do tell.
Rob: I went to Weston last night and this girl was hitting on me all night.
Devon: And?
Rob: She said she wanted me to rape her.
Devon: Did you?
Rob: No.
Devon: Why not?
Rob: I didn't know if she was joking or not.
Devon: You idiot.

by Mister D November 1, 2004

pagina

a vagina that has a clitoris resembling the head of a penis

Paginas are strange.

by Mister D October 18, 2004

from the ground

When someone says your dick is three inches you reply, "Yeah, from the ground!"

Matt: Your dick is three inches.
Devon: Yeah, from the ground!

by Mister D October 15, 2004

plays for the other team

An expression used to refer one who is gay, therefore he/she plays for the gay team. One can be drafted from the gay team to the straight team, but often return to the gay team.

"He plays for the other team." - Jerry Seinfeld

by Mister D November 24, 2004