from the ground

When someone says your dick is three inches you reply, "Yeah, from the ground!"

Matt: Your dick is three inches.
Devon: Yeah, from the ground!

by Mister D October 15, 2004

The Sleepy Kid

The kid on my bus who falls asleep.

No one wakes up the sleepy kid.

by Mister D December 01, 2004

plays for the other team

An expression used to refer one who is gay, therefore he/she plays for the gay team. One can be drafted from the gay team to the straight team, but often return to the gay team.

"He plays for the other team." - Jerry Seinfeld

by Mister D November 24, 2004

The Power Outage Technique

When one pulls the big black cord out of another's computer, resulting in power failure and a pissed off victim. This technique allows one to elimintate all unsaved data in computer apps.

Chris: Oh, SHIT! My lucky dime fell behind anal romer's computer.
Anal: Don't even try it!

by Mister D December 17, 2004

Webble Shaving

Only a true man shaves his webbles.

Rob: Do you know how much that itches?..i hear.
Devon: You hear?

by Mister D November 23, 2004

phoning

Using the numbers on phones to decode curse words

Ex: 286 = cum

I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face! That's right, I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face!

by Mister D October 18, 2004

sperminate

To drench someone in sperm

Rob: Check out that ass! I would totally sperminate her any day of the week!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.

by Mister D October 20, 2004