school slut day

October 31st at WHS, also know as halloween. All of the popular girls (mostly cheerleaders) use this day as an excuse to dress up in very slutty costumes.

Examples From Halloween '04: naughty nurses, angels, devils, genies, and costumes invovling fish net stockings

Rob: HOLY SHIT! Did you see the naughty nurses?
Matt: OH Yea! I would tap their asses any day.
Rob: I'm gonna go look again.

by Mister D November 06, 2004

The boy who never changed

Kevin, a kid on my bus.

After the summer vacation he showed no change in apperance, height, or weight. It was amazing.

Me: Hey kevin, the boy who never changed, sleep-overs are fun!

Kevin: Was I talking to you? NO.

by Mister D December 03, 2004

phoning

Using the numbers on phones to decode curse words

Ex: 286 = cum

I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face! That's right, I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face!

by Mister D October 18, 2004

Webble Shaving

Only a true man shaves his webbles.

Rob: Do you know how much that itches?..i hear.
Devon: You hear?

by Mister D November 23, 2004

sperminate

To drench someone in sperm

Rob: Check out that ass! I would totally sperminate her any day of the week!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.

by Mister D October 20, 2004

V-card

A person's virginity

Rob: I almost lost my V-card last night.
Devon: Oh, do tell.
Rob: I went to Weston last night and this girl was hitting on me all night.
Devon: And?
Rob: She said she wanted me to rape her.
Devon: Did you?
Rob: No.
Devon: Why not?
Rob: I didn't know if she was joking or not.
Devon: You idiot.

by Mister D November 01, 2004

pagina

a vagina that has a clitoris resembling the head of a penis

Paginas are strange.

by Mister D October 18, 2004