Skip to main content

Definitions by Mister D

The Power Outage Technique 

When one pulls the big black cord out of another's computer, resulting in power failure and a pissed off victim. This technique allows one to elimintate all unsaved data in computer apps.
Chris: Oh, SHIT! My lucky dime fell behind anal romer's computer.
Anal: Don't even try it!

The boy who never changed 

Kevin, a kid on my bus.

After the summer vacation he showed no change in apperance, height, or weight. It was amazing.
Me: Hey kevin, the boy who never changed, sleep-overs are fun!

Kevin: Was I talking to you? NO.

The Sleepy Kid 

The kid on my bus who falls asleep.
No one wakes up the sleepy kid.
The Sleepy Kid by Mister D December 1, 2004

plays for the other team 

An expression used to refer one who is gay, therefore he/she plays for the gay team. One can be drafted from the gay team to the straight team, but often return to the gay team.
"He plays for the other team." - Jerry Seinfeld
plays for the other team by Mister D November 24, 2004
The round objects that store man juice.
Robert shaves his webbles!
webbles by Mister D November 23, 2004

Webble Shaving 

Only a true man shaves his webbles.
Rob: Do you know how much that itches?..i hear.
Devon: You hear?
Webble Shaving by Mister D November 23, 2004

The Keyboard Switch 

Plugging your keyboard into someone’s computer next to or in front of you in computer apps. When they go to type, you type something to them to freak them out.
Did you see Allie's face when I pulled the old keyboard switch? What a retard.
The Keyboard Switch by Mister D November 16, 2004