Pussy Fairy

A nick-name for the booty call that visited you last night.

Bryan: How was your Friday night?
Tom: The Pussy Fairy visited me.
Bryan: Nice.

by Mistahtom January 15, 2006

last call cocktail

When the bartender stops selling booze and you need more make a last call cocktail. Mix unfinished, unattended drinks together in a pint glass and drink up!

Biff - "Last call? Dammit, I should have gotten here sooner."

Joey - "Its alright man, make a last call cocktail."

by MistahTom November 06, 2005

Sounds-kit

A container carrying 5 or 6 long 13'' smooth polished rods inserted into the urethra for sexual stimulation.

I bought a sounds kit for my girl and she came 8 times in thirty minutes!

by MistahTom August 23, 2005

Badinkydink

A tiny behind. The lacking of a curvaceous rear-end. Also known as a flat-ass.

I can't get sprung lookin at dat badinkydink.

by MistahTom September 01, 2005

ass hopper

Someone who is promiscuous.

David likes to have sex with many people. He is an ass hopper.

by MistahTom September 27, 2005

'mos

Short for homos or gay people

Guy1: You wanna go to S.F. ?
Guy2: Nah too many 'mos

by Mistahtom January 06, 2006

Pork chops

A police helicopter.


Derived from:
Police = Pigs = Pork
Helicopter = Chopper = Chop

"A pork chop is chasing an '67 Impala on the 405."

by MistahTom August 24, 2005