Definitions by Miss Potato Head

TSBTS 

Acronym for the shirt before the shirt, a phrase made famous by the boys of Jersey Shore.

Before you wear your club shirt, you wear tsbts.

TSBTS by Miss Potato Head October 19, 2010

10 miles in the snow 

Apparently how far every parent and grandparents had to walk in order to get to school. Usually without shoes.
Told to ungrateful children.

Douche-Yo dad where's my ride? You better get me that car I wanted.
Father-You should appreciate what you have now. When I was your age, I had to walk 10 miles in the snow with no shoes to get to school.

10 miles in the snow by Miss Potato Head September 15, 2010

I was bored 

Perfect excuse for if you get caught doing something or someone finds out that you did something you shouldn't have.

Person 1-Dude did you switch the keys?
Person 2-Yeah.
Person 1-I was standing at the car tryna open it for like 10 minutes! Why would you do that!?
Person 2-I was bored.

I was bored by Miss Potato Head September 15, 2010

Body count 

The amount of people at a scene or place. Can be used in different situations.

Cop 1~The suspect wiped them all out.
Cop 2~What's the body count?
Cop 1~Over half a dozen.

Body count by Miss Potato Head September 15, 2010

Watch the Merchandise 

What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.

Cop~Come on buddy *grabs arm* You're going to do some time.
Suspect~Hey watch the merchandise!

Watch the Merchandise by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010

No one asked me 

Quite possibly the best answer to use when confronted about something you knew about but were not questioned about.

Person 1~You knew Bobby stole my car?
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.

No one asked me by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010