Valsalva is a term describing the "bearing down" activity which occurs during sex which results in a sudden onset of amnesia for preventing the formation of new memories as well as complete loss of memory regarding the event during the maneuver. STudy to support this was done at John Hopkins and published in The Lancet.
"DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?!!!"
"AHHHH....VALSALVA!"
"WHAT?!"
"I commonly have episodes of valsalva...so I cannot really answer this question....I simply do not know."
"AHHHH....VALSALVA!"
"WHAT?!"
"I commonly have episodes of valsalva...so I cannot really answer this question....I simply do not know."
by MintyLeila July 29, 2005
the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.
"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"
"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
by MintyLeila June 29, 2005
A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.
by MintyLeila July 27, 2005
usage: noun
committing an act which results in the defacement, destruction, or otherwise alters private property while under the influence of being Hispanic.
committing an act which results in the defacement, destruction, or otherwise alters private property while under the influence of being Hispanic.
"Damn! I dropped my beer, the waitress is glaring at me....."
"good thing I'm the only Hispanic here, if there were 3 of us this would qualify as vandalism....right now it's just property damage."
"good thing I'm the only Hispanic here, if there were 3 of us this would qualify as vandalism....right now it's just property damage."
by MintyLeila September 05, 2005
The name of the major county hospital in Los Angeles California which is exempt from all OSHA regulations, labor laws, civil rights, and trains what can only be described as participating masochistic slaves to become health experts by employing hands on procedures with little to no supervision on unsuspecting victims who may or may not be unconscious at the time of their arrival.
by MintyLeila July 06, 2005
use: adjective a woman who is tantalizingly sexy; possessing the distinct ability to make a man cream his pants without ever even touching him
by MintyLeila May 01, 2006
this is your basic sexual intercourse between one man and one woman which has been contracted for her services through a brothel.
by MintyLeila July 21, 2005