Definitions by MintyLeila

ingenious 

one who is imaginative and creative.

one of the most important skills when it comes to being a successful womanizer, is the ability to be ingenious on demand.

ingenious by MintyLeila August 20, 2005

obese 

Obese (adjective) pertains to a person whose BMI (body mass index) equal to 30 or higher. Obesity is described in levels such as "mildly obese" "moderately obese" and "morbidly obese."

Becoming morbidly obese significanly increases one's chances of life threatening conditions and diseases.

obese by MintyLeila August 7, 2005

pop science

a term used to describe "scientific clinincal studies" which are never published nor are they accessible to other researchers but somehow "PROVE" something really shocking and amazing; the author's conclusion usually leads to a bold statement which states that everyone and their uncle henry needs to purchase their product.

"have you seen JAMA lately?"

"heck no, it's a little too 'pop science" nowadays....."

pop science by MintyLeila July 29, 2005

valsalva 

Valsalva is a term describing the "bearing down" activity which occurs during sex which results in a sudden onset of amnesia for preventing the formation of new memories as well as complete loss of memory regarding the event during the maneuver. STudy to support this was done at John Hopkins and published in The Lancet.

"DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?!!!"

"AHHHH....VALSALVA!"

"WHAT?!"

"I commonly have episodes of valsalva...so I cannot really answer this question....I simply do not know."

valsalva by MintyLeila July 29, 2005

Bigorexia 

also known as Muscle dysmorphia, and it's a classified mental illnessmuch like anorexia. Being muscular to the Bigorexic is what being thin is to an anorexic.

"he's not my type..."

"he's handsome, why don't you like him?"

"he looks like he probably spends all his free time at the gym and taking weight gaining powders...a total bigorexic!"

Bigorexia by MintyLeila July 29, 2005

Happiness is A Warm gun 

A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.

just like the song states: happiness is a warm gun

Happiness is A Warm gun by MintyLeila July 27, 2005

straight lay 

this is your basic sexual intercourse between one man and one woman which has been contracted for her services through a brothel.

A straight lay is a common order at the chicken ranch, but our special today is the half and half.

straight lay by MintyLeila July 21, 2005