have been party girl/s who are now angry they are not married and prey on younger men; common traits include leathery skin from frequent tanning sessions, smoking, anti-depressant use, and a large collection of "massagers."
by MintyLeila June 06, 2005
Get the Cougarmug. usage: adjective or noun
refers to a woman who is of low class status in society and is known for gossiping and other activities which usually involve rumors, discords, etc.
refers to a woman who is of low class status in society and is known for gossiping and other activities which usually involve rumors, discords, etc.
by MintyLeila July 01, 2005
Get the chimiscoleramug. this is a term Hispanic people use to describe the specific point in time when a super formerly hot chick goes to being not hot.....this typically occurs to former hot chicks around menopause, or when they decide to one day, cut off all their hair, get fat, and wear glasses instead of contacts.
"Damn, have you seen so-and-so lately....?"
"no, why, is she even more hot than the last time I saw her?"
"Hell no! she hit the viejaso! seriously dude, I thought it was her mom when I ran into her at the liquor store..."
"no, why, is she even more hot than the last time I saw her?"
"Hell no! she hit the viejaso! seriously dude, I thought it was her mom when I ran into her at the liquor store..."
by MintyLeila June 30, 2005
Get the viejasomug. also known as Muscle dysmorphia, and it's a classified mental illnessmuch like anorexia. Being muscular to the Bigorexic is what being thin is to an anorexic.
"he's not my type..."
"he's handsome, why don't you like him?"
"he looks like he probably spends all his free time at the gym and taking weight gaining powders...a total bigorexic!"
"he's handsome, why don't you like him?"
"he looks like he probably spends all his free time at the gym and taking weight gaining powders...a total bigorexic!"
by MintyLeila July 29, 2005
Get the Bigorexiamug. Valsalva is a term describing the "bearing down" activity which occurs during sex which results in a sudden onset of amnesia for preventing the formation of new memories as well as complete loss of memory regarding the event during the maneuver. STudy to support this was done at John Hopkins and published in The Lancet.
"DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?!!!"
"AHHHH....VALSALVA!"
"WHAT?!"
"I commonly have episodes of valsalva...so I cannot really answer this question....I simply do not know."
"AHHHH....VALSALVA!"
"WHAT?!"
"I commonly have episodes of valsalva...so I cannot really answer this question....I simply do not know."
by MintyLeila July 29, 2005
Get the valsalvamug. The name of the major county hospital in Los Angeles California which is exempt from all OSHA regulations, labor laws, civil rights, and trains what can only be described as participating masochistic slaves to become health experts by employing hands on procedures with little to no supervision on unsuspecting victims who may or may not be unconscious at the time of their arrival.
by MintyLeila July 06, 2005
Get the LAC + USCmug. A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.
by MintyLeila July 27, 2005
Get the Happiness is A Warm gunmug.