a term used when a female is hurt and you think it's kind of funny, she may or may not be cute, but you are poking fun at her misfortune just the same. Literally means "poor thing".
by MintyLeila June 20, 2005
also commonly referred to as "Cow Poly Pomona" is one kick-ass university. Not only does it boast real vegetation and real education, it is also quite fun for women to attend since the ratio is totally in their favor.
People everywhere wondered where a former lingerie model would have learned about quantum mechanics or higher level mathematics, but once they knew she'd gone to Cal Poly Pomona, it was no longer a mystery.
by MintyLeila July 07, 2005
The name of the major county hospital in Los Angeles California which is exempt from all OSHA regulations, labor laws, civil rights, and trains what can only be described as participating masochistic slaves to become health experts by employing hands on procedures with little to no supervision on unsuspecting victims who may or may not be unconscious at the time of their arrival.
by MintyLeila June 26, 2005
a mild rash illness that occurs most commonly in children. The ill child typically has a "slapped-cheek" rash on the face and a lacy red rash on the trunk and limbs. Occasionally, the rash may itch. An ill child may have a low-grade fever, malaise, or a "cold" a few days before the rash breaks out. The child is usually not very ill, and the rash resolves in 7 to 10 days.
Although we would expect slapped cheek disease to come from chronic incidence of being a jerk, it is actually caused by the human parvovirus 19.
by MintyLeila September 08, 2005
use: adjective a woman who is tantalizingly sexy; possessing the distinct ability to make a man cream his pants without ever even touching him
by MintyLeila April 19, 2006
this is a term Hispanic people use to describe the specific point in time when a super formerly hot chick goes to being not hot.....this typically occurs to former hot chicks around menopause, or when they decide to one day, cut off all their hair, get fat, and wear glasses instead of contacts.
"Damn, have you seen so-and-so lately....?"
"no, why, is she even more hot than the last time I saw her?"
"Hell no! she hit the viejaso! seriously dude, I thought it was her mom when I ran into her at the liquor store..."
"no, why, is she even more hot than the last time I saw her?"
"Hell no! she hit the viejaso! seriously dude, I thought it was her mom when I ran into her at the liquor store..."
by MintyLeila June 20, 2005