ano de la cachetada

much like ano del caldo, (year of the stew) this term also describes something or someone who is outdated and really needs a serious make-over. Literally means "year of the slap." (Implying, no one knows or remembers when exactly was the year of the slap because it was so long ago.)
"Mom have you seen this movie before, I think it's pretty old..."

"MMM, that's from el ano de la cachetada...."
by MintyLeila June 20, 2005
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nipple stickers

flower shaped bandaids women place over their nipples when they don't want to wear a bra but don't care for "nippy" weather....some varieties, although not nearly as "discrett" include "pasties" heart shaped and glow in the dark options.
"Ever since I started wearing my pasties, no one calls me Nippleonia anymore....get your pasties now! I like the blue hands!"
by MintyLeila June 20, 2005
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vandalism

usage: noun
committing an act which results in the defacement, destruction, or otherwise alters private property while under the influence of being Hispanic.
"Damn! I dropped my beer, the waitress is glaring at me....."

"good thing I'm the only Hispanic here, if there were 3 of us this would qualify as vandalism....right now it's just property damage."
by MintyLeila August 15, 2005
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puta persa

derogatory term used to describe a woman who wears too much perfume, usually the cheap kind. It is also insulting because it implies that she needs to wear this much perfume due to her "enthusiastic" sex life and partners and it is also racist since it describes the woman as one of Persian origina. Literally translates to "Persian Whore", often heard in Hispanic countries.
when I was kid I thought it would be fun to put on lots of my grandma's perfume and wear her jewelry, when she saw me she said "You reek, just like a puta persa, did you marinate in that cologne?"
by MintyLeila June 20, 2005
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A-3-5-O

Acronym used to describe a particular subset of the female population who are usually unpleasant to the hearing ear and to the clear mind. Acronym stands for: "Angry 35 year old". These A350's are women who are mad they are not happily married so they're just a drag...but they think they're hot.
"are any girls going to the superbowl party?'

"naw....just a bunch of A-3-5-O's..."
by MintyLeila June 18, 2005
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holy cow

a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief. Usually the person who uses such a phrase will originate from the midwest and may or may not be named dave.
"someone's at the door, should I hide? she's pissed, is it your wife?"

"holy cow! let me hide with you!"
by MintyLeila June 25, 2005
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obese

Obese (adjective) pertains to a person whose BMI (body mass index) equal to 30 or higher. Obesity is described in levels such as "mildly obese" "moderately obese" and "morbidly obese."
Becoming morbidly obese significanly increases one's chances of life threatening conditions and diseases.
by MintyLeila July 18, 2005
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