MintyLeila's definitions

crypt orchid

the scientific terms used to describe the physical condition of a male born without having had his testicles descend into the scrotum and therefore his scrotum is empty and his testicles are in the trunk of the body. This male may get prosthetic testicles for his sac or be doomed to a life of flapping scrotum skin in the wind.

"what was that?"

"oh, it's my empty scrotum flapping in the breeze....it's my crypt orchids..."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

ano del caldo

slang term used by Mexican and Mexican Americans to describe somthing that is outdated and antiquated. Literally (or cliterally) means "year of the stew." The underlying idea is that anyone who heard this would ask "Year of the stew? when was that?" and the reply would be, "so so long ago, no one remembers..."

"Karina stared in horror at the purple sequins skirts we had been given to wear and she said 'these skirts?! these are from el ano del caldo!"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

Bigorexia

also known as Muscle dysmorphia, and it's a classified mental illnessmuch like anorexia. Being muscular to the Bigorexic is what being thin is to an anorexic.

"he's not my type..."

"he's handsome, why don't you like him?"

"he looks like he probably spends all his free time at the gym and taking weight gaining powders...a total bigorexic!"

by MintyLeila July 29, 2005

Cougar

have been party girl/s who are now angry they are not married and prey on younger men; common traits include leathery skin from frequent tanning sessions, smoking, anti-depressant use, and a large collection of "massagers."

"I'm dating a nice guy, unfortunatley he's surrounded by cougars older than my mom...."

by MintyLeila June 6, 2005

semi

the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.

"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"

"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.

just like the song states: happiness is a warm gun

by MintyLeila July 27, 2005

ano de la cachetada

much like ano del caldo, (year of the stew) this term also describes something or someone who is outdated and really needs a serious make-over. Literally means "year of the slap." (Implying, no one knows or remembers when exactly was the year of the slap because it was so long ago.)

"Mom have you seen this movie before, I think it's pretty old..."

"MMM, that's from el ano de la cachetada...."

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005