MintyLeila's definitions

straight lay

this is your basic sexual intercourse between one man and one woman which has been contracted for her services through a brothel.

A straight lay is a common order at the chicken ranch, but our special today is the half and half.

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

cumalicious

use: adjective a woman who is tantalizingly sexy; possessing the distinct ability to make a man cream his pants without ever even touching him

"Great dress! You look totally cumalicious!"

by MintyLeila May 1, 2006

pobrecita

a term used when a female is hurt and you think it's kind of funny, she may or may not be cute, but you are poking fun at her misfortune just the same. Literally means "poor thing".

"Ay pobrecita, she got dumped when her husband found her with sancho...."

by MintyLeila June 30, 2005

obese

Obese (adjective) pertains to a person whose BMI (body mass index) equal to 30 or higher. Obesity is described in levels such as "mildly obese" "moderately obese" and "morbidly obese."

Becoming morbidly obese significanly increases one's chances of life threatening conditions and diseases.

by MintyLeila August 7, 2005

ano del caldo

slang term used by Mexican and Mexican Americans to describe somthing that is outdated and antiquated. Literally (or cliterally) means "year of the stew." The underlying idea is that anyone who heard this would ask "Year of the stew? when was that?" and the reply would be, "so so long ago, no one remembers..."

"Karina stared in horror at the purple sequins skirts we had been given to wear and she said 'these skirts?! these are from el ano del caldo!"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

manuela

1- female version of the Spanish name "Manuel."

2- slang for handjob; manuela is the term which implies "mano" which means hand. Sometimes a reference will be made in regard to the number of digits involved in the physical motion of stroking the penis.

"so did you take that chick home last night?"

"naw, all I had was manuela and her 5 kids"

by MintyLeila July 20, 2008

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.

just like the song states: happiness is a warm gun

by MintyLeila July 27, 2005