MintyLeila's definitions

viejaso

this is a term Hispanic people use to describe the specific point in time when a super formerly hot chick goes to being not hot.....this typically occurs to former hot chicks around menopause, or when they decide to one day, cut off all their hair, get fat, and wear glasses instead of contacts.

"Damn, have you seen so-and-so lately....?"

"no, why, is she even more hot than the last time I saw her?"

"Hell no! she hit the viejaso! seriously dude, I thought it was her mom when I ran into her at the liquor store..."

by MintyLeila June 30, 2005

chimiscolera

usage: adjective or noun
refers to a woman who is of low class status in society and is known for gossiping and other activities which usually involve rumors, discords, etc.

"I'm so sick of her, she's such as chimiscolera! she needs a job!"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

holy cow

a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief. Usually the person who uses such a phrase will originate from the midwest and may or may not be named dave.

"someone's at the door, should I hide? she's pissed, is it your wife?"

"holy cow! let me hide with you!"

by MintyLeila July 6, 2005

valsalva

Valsalva is a term describing the "bearing down" activity which occurs during sex which results in a sudden onset of amnesia for preventing the formation of new memories as well as complete loss of memory regarding the event during the maneuver. STudy to support this was done at John Hopkins and published in The Lancet.

"DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?!!!"

"AHHHH....VALSALVA!"

"WHAT?!"

"I commonly have episodes of valsalva...so I cannot really answer this question....I simply do not know."

by MintyLeila July 29, 2005

crunchy money

this term describes monetary bills of variable denominations which have been earned by one who is dancing at the time the bills are placed onto the dancer's body. As a result the sweat from the dancer's body will be absorbed into the bills and if not pulled straight while still damp, will result in a heaps of crunchy money. Typically the bills will contain phone numbers and will be fold lengthwise as to facilitate placement into various crevices created by the dancer's shapely physiological components.

"did you go to the ATM?"

"no, but I worked last night, so I've got lots a crunchy money"

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

pop science

a term used to describe "scientific clinincal studies" which are never published nor are they accessible to other researchers but somehow "PROVE" something really shocking and amazing; the author's conclusion usually leads to a bold statement which states that everyone and their uncle henry needs to purchase their product.

"have you seen JAMA lately?"

"heck no, it's a little too 'pop science" nowadays....."

by MintyLeila July 29, 2005

ingenious

one who is imaginative and creative.

one of the most important skills when it comes to being a successful womanizer, is the ability to be ingenious on demand.

by MintyLeila August 20, 2005