Definitions by MintyLeila
ano del caldo
slang term used by Mexican and Mexican Americans to describe somthing that is outdated and antiquated. Literally (or cliterally) means "year of the stew." The underlying idea is that anyone who heard this would ask "Year of the stew? when was that?" and the reply would be, "so so long ago, no one remembers..."
"Karina stared in horror at the purple sequins skirts we had been given to wear and she said 'these skirts?! these are from el ano del caldo!"
ano del caldo by MintyLeila July 1, 2005
ano de la cachetada
much like ano del caldo, (year of the stew) this term also describes something or someone who is outdated and really needs a serious make-over. Literally means "year of the slap." (Implying, no one knows or remembers when exactly was the year of the slap because it was so long ago.)
"Mom have you seen this movie before, I think it's pretty old..."
"MMM, that's from el ano de la cachetada...."
"MMM, that's from el ano de la cachetada...."
ano de la cachetada by MintyLeila July 1, 2005
pobrecita
a term used when a female is hurt and you think it's kind of funny, she may or may not be cute, but you are poking fun at her misfortune just the same. Literally means "poor thing".
pobrecita by MintyLeila June 30, 2005
viejaso
this is a term Hispanic people use to describe the specific point in time when a super formerly hot chick goes to being not hot.....this typically occurs to former hot chicks around menopause, or when they decide to one day, cut off all their hair, get fat, and wear glasses instead of contacts.
"Damn, have you seen so-and-so lately....?"
"no, why, is she even more hot than the last time I saw her?"
"Hell no! she hit the viejaso! seriously dude, I thought it was her mom when I ran into her at the liquor store..."
"no, why, is she even more hot than the last time I saw her?"
"Hell no! she hit the viejaso! seriously dude, I thought it was her mom when I ran into her at the liquor store..."
viejaso by MintyLeila June 30, 2005
semi
the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.
"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"
"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
semi by MintyLeila June 29, 2005
Rounds/ Rounding
the act of seeing multiple lovers in a specified and short amount of time and satisfying them all accordingly without any hurt feelings or losses.
Rounds/ Rounding by MintyLeila June 29, 2005
fake sleepy sex
when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.
"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"
"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."
"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."
fake sleepy sex by MintyLeila June 29, 2005