Hibernate Hoe

Someone who began as a Hoe but a life event caused them to stop being that Hoe. ie. pregnancy, STD, injury etc. But without fail... once a Hoe always a Hoe.
Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
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Double Shot Delores

A Nickname given to a truly awesome lady. One that refuses a single shot of liquor can outdrink anyone in the room pouring double shots until she’s the last one standing.

This unique lady is a friend of all friends. If she calls you a friend she will go to the ends of the earth for you and back. She will love you with her heart, soul and being. She only deserves the best of best friends in return.

She is always quick to give a hand at whatever you may be doing, whether it’s digging a ditch or baking a pie. That is of course, if someone’s got a bottle, a shot glass and are willing to throw two shots down with her.
Do you know why Gil is down and out? Yeah he’s missing Double Shot Delores and is worried she’s disowned him
by Mind_surgeon March 28, 2023
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R/Z

A type of whining usually reserved for a toddler that an adult male exhibits when he’s unhappy.
“Dude, did you see Gil’s texts this morning? He was crying some R/Z tears
by Mind_surgeon June 02, 2022
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Blakeley

A great friend who exudes beauty, intelligence and creativity. As an artist her art flows with vibrant colors displaying the Caribbean Culture sewn deep within.

As an author her Erotic Fiction has been said to be as good or better than E.L. James. Her intellect and captivating story telling abilities will have you rock hard or soaking wet after just a few paragraphs.

With infectious laughter, deep loving eyes and a magnetic personality you cannot help but be drawn to her.

Her sex appeal is undeniable, with her long hair, beautiful face and perfect body. In just a white T-shirt to an elegant gown she is one of the sexiest. Bare skin she is an unbelievable, irresistible work of art.
Dude, is that Blakeley that's with Gil tonight? Fuck yeah, lucky bastard
by Mind_surgeon April 30, 2023
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Zinc Stink

A very strong unpleasant male sexual odor This odor more often than not comes from being with multiple partners without showering.
Dude, I told Roger to go wash his junk. He had the zinc stink goin on
by Mind_surgeon July 03, 2022
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Zink Kink

A disorder often confused with being kinky. It is a much more sinister and complicated disorder often times described by others as wild and dangerous while still being submissive.
Roger is sitting on his seat with a donut cushion. He must’ve got his Zink Kink on last night
by Mind_surgeon July 03, 2022
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Gilatine

A device usually homemade used to end your misery of bad company. You place your neck on the board, then pull the string to release the blade.
Yo, have you seen Gil lately? Last I saw him he looked pretty miserable with Christine. I believe he was assembling his Gilatine later that night to get some relief.
by Mind_surgeon March 24, 2023
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