Mind_surgeon's definitions

Hibernate Hoe

Someone who began as a Hoe but a life event caused them to stop being that Hoe. ie. pregnancy, STD, injury etc. But without fail... once a Hoe always a Hoe.

Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter

by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022

Cliff Diving

To abruptly dive into a situation without thinking it through.

Man I sure lost my ass on this deal. I should’ve thought about first instead I went Cliff Diving.

by Mind_surgeon March 21, 2023

Zinc Ink

A horrific tattoo or rash that you discovered on your body after a long week of partying.

Did you see what Shayna woke up with? I think she got the zinc ink in Rogers truck.

by Mind_surgeon July 2, 2022

Shady Dale

A small town with a population of 259 located in NE Georgia. It’s best known to be the setting of the best selling book “When The Black Widow Calls” by: Gil Tee. Based on true events, a lady was luring men in and sucking the life from them in a short period of time, most losing their life.

Yo, have you seen McGill lately? He looks to have the life sucked from him. Yeah… I told him to keep his ass out of Shady Dale he just won’t listen.

by Mind_surgeon March 2, 2023

Squashapeño

A squash that was grown near peppers which makes it very spicy.

Damn… Big Mac acts like he’s got a squashapeño up his ass today.

by Mind_surgeon April 16, 2022

Mistyfied

The feeling you get in your chest and throat when you meet the most beautiful creature ever created.

Count gil out for any future events I witnessed him get mistyfied last night.

by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022

Kennedy’s Cobb

A poisonous vegetable that rests below the outer edible kernels. The Cobb is often mistaken for a delightful and delicious source of protein. Instead it attacks your internal organs and gastrointestinal system by clogging and filling with shit. It never ends well

Shit, I hung out with that chick Christine cuz she looked delicious from a distance. After hanging with her for just a little bit she’s reall a Kennedy’s Cobb

by Mind_surgeon March 24, 2023